Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7
Creepy.
amerwin 3
She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.
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Comments (185)
HesJustTheBest 0
You know your a redneck when... you have sex with your own sister. Also that's pretty damn slutty if you let a guy you just met get to second base. Just saying.
TeenieAmerica 9
Who said she'd just met him?
HesJustTheBest 0
The OP described her partner as "this guy". If this wasn't the first time the OP had done something like this with her partner, this man would probably be either referred to as a "boyfriend" or at least a "friend with benefits" at this point. I'd hope for the man's sake that if him and the OP were hooking up for a second time that he'd receive a greater distinction than just "this guy".
natas_fml 13
I DID NOT HIT HER!!!! O Haiiii!
picturescrazy 24
That sounds disgusting...
vballchck 0
that's discusting
boopityboppity 11
Your spelling is more disgusting.
zemo999 0
Just tell him to call you Sis...
varkey 7
WTF??? WTF!!! ask him why... i'm curious
bubbarific 0
WINCEST!!!!!!!!
Hamsterzilla 0
first off, you don't say he's your boyfriend, up say he's just some guy. you're a **** then. so ydi.
Roflsauruz 12
wat.
heather_bunny 3
ew.
apaulm 1
Wow, it's unbelievabe how many retards need to make a comment on here. I mean seriously people this is called Fmylife.com not I'matotaldouchebagwhomakesjudgementalcomments.com. For instance, the flammer who called this girl a ****, excuse me FLAMMERS. The point of the her story dumbass is that the guy used his sister in referencing how to take off a bra, whether she is a **** or not is completely irrevelant and for you to call her out like that makes you look like a ******* idiot.
HesJustTheBest 0
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boopityboppity 11
No, calling "her out like that" doesn't make people look like idiots. The way they say it determines how idiotic they appear. For instance, if one were to misspell "unbelievable" in the same sentence as calling others "retards," then that would detract from his or her comment. So, too, would calling people "flammers."
Roflsauruz 12
Sorry - comment was made for another person. -erase-
Muffin_boo 12
@ ayame01: I think you should be more concerned with "Arkansas" when it comes to incest, not Texas. btw for all you know this could be one of those bullshit type fmls, not true at all. don't hate on tx, Kthxbai :]