Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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nooneknowsmyname 0
heh and he's dead too
jessicaislameee 0
its okay. we're on the same boat
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Comments (189)
Scotticus117 11
how have you never held a boys hand? that just fyl, and i thought i was pathetic, im 16 and have never kissed a girl, i guess that is pathetic, f both of our lives. i've held a girls hands a multitude of times, just go grab some guys hand, im sure he wont mind unless you're that ugly lol.
again_fml 0
Today, I did something stupid. Then I realised it was the first time I had done this. FML This is the what, 50th time I've seen the same FML on fmylife now.
jadeddream 0
Uh, #90, I had real human skeletons in my high school. How is that worse than dissecting an animal? Anyway, OP, I feel for ya. I am a junior in college as well and just recently got with my very first boyfriend. It's really not as uncommon as you think. So my suggestion to you is quit complaining on the internet and go meet some people!
j_f_a_l 0
AHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAH @ #32
JENNYBABYY 0
pathetic
ReiKoko 16
i dunno how old you are, cos your educational system is different from england's system but don't worry, i never held hands with a boy or had my first kiss until i had my first bf at age 18 (and now we're married ^-^). there's no rush for these things and it's nothing to be ashamed of. it certainly doesn't mean you're necessarily gay or there's something wrong with you. ignore the people who say such things. your time will come~
Me27 0
I don't like holding hands, so I have rarely as well. I'm 22.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
wtf are you like a hermit with no friends? not even wen you were little?
sgriff 0
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sgriff 0
i love #72