Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML
The View
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Photoshopped
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Leg day
Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML
Twang
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
Never understood why the hype with thigh gaps. I mean, if you are in shorts enjoying M&Ms at the park and you dropped one. You'll be helpless watching it slip through your gap. Losing candy is such a depressing thing.
Glowworm56 27
I guess its body was to die for!
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Glowworm56 27
I guess its body was to die for!
Glowworm56 27
It must have been drop dead gorgeous.
RichardPencil 32
Just put it in your will that you want the thigh fat between your legs cut out from your corpse. That way, you too can be a dead body with a thigh gap. PS: Most men don't find a thigh gap attractive -- it looks like a deformity.
bsshooter 14
the thigh gap a man would want is one made when the thighs are thick and touching and there is a gap near the hips. if any gap at all
hunterseal 18
Comparison is the thief of joy. Thigh gaps are overrated, if you naturally have one that's great but don't hate yourself if you don't.I have met tiny girls who wanted to be thick because they believe that's more attractive. Anyways you have an advantage over the cadaver,you are alive so enjoy that and don't hate yourself over stupid Tumblr proana trends.
Kurliez408 32
Don't be jealous op, it usually means being underweight. I did my best to get rid of my thigh gap, so much happier and healthier now.
Lobby_Bee 18
Never understood why the hype with thigh gaps. I mean, if you are in shorts enjoying M&Ms at the park and you dropped one. You'll be helpless watching it slip through your gap. Losing candy is such a depressing thing.
T1A2Z3 35
That's how they maintain it!!!
awildwhisper 30
Thigh gaps don't have to do with weight, rather they depend on the structure of the skeleton. The positioning of your hips decides if a person had one or not. In photoshoots most thigh gaps aren't natural. They are created by leaning forward, spreading your legs slightly apart, and pointing your toes inwards. The stance feels awkward in real life but looks normal in photos.
reymon8823 24
Thigh gaps overrated.. Thick thighs make the best earmuffs
InsanityShard 23
THIGH GAPS ARE NOT A NATURAL HEALTHY THING IT'S JUST IN SEVERELY ******* UNDERWEIGHT PEOPLE AT HIGH RISK OF MANY MANY PROBLEMS
sweetpotato301 7
Actually it's to do with bone structure. It's entirely possible to have a thigh gap and not be underweight.
Cali 57
It's uncool to shame anyone for having a particular feature. We shouldn't idolize the "thigh gap" but we also shouldn't bash those who have it naturally. I used to hate mine and thought if I ate enough it would fill in... No such luck, as the weight just went straight to my stomach. Every body is different. Be cool to each other.
blahblahla 7
Yea InsanityShard maybe get a slight remote idea what you are talking about before you start opening your mouth please
naturegrl 9
I REALLY understand the feeling. I once started how envious I was of someone's physique. Then my mom told me it was a 9 yo kid. -_- whoops...
C8H18 33
Wow....