Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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badtiming246 0
how could you not tell while holding her hand?!
PenNameHere 0
why do people say he deserves it?
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Siley 0
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I laughed so much
youngchode 0
i agree funniest one ive heard yet
nahgemoohc 17
how could you not notice something like that???
afunnyterdcody 5
I have to say she couldn't be that mad it isn't make in fun of or anything
doctor__who 19
Hello everyone! Actual person with only two fingers on their right hand here. I'm kind for self conscious about it and I hide it a lot and avoid shaking hands, and sometimes people don't notice until months after they have known me! I try to be lighthearted about it however, and I'll often tell curious children that it was a shark bite or a science experiment gone wrong. I've been like this since I was born and I can't imagine life without it. Most days I forget about it and don't even think that I am different from everyone else. But I am unique in that way and I think it's pretty cool so everyone who is saying that it is weird or that they should have noticed before, I hope I helped.
xsydbabyx 0
LAWL that's funny in a I-shouldn't-laugh-but-I-did way. - S.
badtiming246 0
how could you not tell while holding her hand?!
StarFoxy2010 0
lol i did that with one of my friends too. she only has 2 fingers on each hand.
dearViena 0
this is the stupidest thing ever xD
peter13 0
omg that is freakin hilarious XDDD
ncvolley123 8
get some looser pants.
mylifefmlsoml 0
FAKE LIAARRR soo not ttrruueee
PenNameHere 0
why do people say he deserves it?
gagneana000 5
You people are so incosidorate. It is possible to have only two fingers, rare but possible. I feel sorry for both ;however, the OP should have felt it...
cjwalsh86 0
Incosidorate? Really. I think it was more inconsiderate...
wasted0087 0
She'd be more madder than a two finger person texting if you told her that! lol