Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
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marinus_fml 20
is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)
skyeyez9 25
Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.
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Comments (70)
marinus_fml 20
is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)
supremes1997 0
wow that really funny if it was a blow up doll fyl op imagine his mothers face when he opened it lmfao
fameandfortune 0
lol nice.
buddybudda 0
who ever your friend is, he is one funny son of a gun. he Is letting you know that if you ever need hook ups he's got them for you! your parents were probably laughing on the inside
buddybudda 0
you should of let him know how much you liked it by taking it to the bathroom.
the_pan1c 5
in soviet russia, doll unwraps you!
MichieBabiie 0
What's the point of a blow up doll, so pointless.
SynchUp 0
I agree with 1. OP needs to lighten up
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I was thinking inflatable penis. But maybe that's just a callback to the BBC The Office.
ILoveMyXbox 0
17 not funny
happyhak 5
#30, stfu, you ass! #17, that was quite funny! Soviet Russia jokes own! :)
My2864 1
hahahahaha thats what im planning on doing to a friend of mine! thats hilarious
Freeze_fml 17
^ I seriously doubt it was a doll. I'm sure they'd both have more fun with it, though...
davidhasmorefun 0
hurray for lesbians
skittle68 0
There really needs to be a "so what?" button. It was obviously a joke...
klsyy 0
I find this quite funny. Maybe yr friend was just trying to send you a subtle hint..;)
adharkach 0
#52 - it's called to not vote.
kitty0910 0
Reminds me of a gift I got a chick a few years ago. she went down on her guy and came up too soon and his load got in her eye. Her eye was really red for a few days so for her bday I got her goggles. everyone laughed... except her...
Xaujin 0
still got those goggles 60? ;-)
emmalynnn 0
i seriously think this should be taken as a joke. it's funny. it's your birthday. get over it? hope you had fun ;)
doyougiveacrap 0
17 i live in china and thats true
supremes1997 0
wow that funny ydi
jonmansheppard 9
how?! Her friend gave it to her as a gift. It don't say if she asked for it. Think before you post
skyeyez9 25
Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.
rlerke 0
I gave my one of my closest friends a blowup doll as a joke for his birthday, turns out he's a ungrateful bitch,fml. ydi.
t3chn0cr4t 6
Haha that's hilarious! at least they didn't give you any lube or condoms to go with it! :D
IchbinSyn 0
You will never be dateless again funny gift
aardvarkish 17
Lame. He should have connected it to a CO2 inflater and had it bust out of a cake.
nastynate1376 0
ooo I might have to steal this idea...
IchbinSyn 0
That would be funny
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Could have at least waited until everyone left before using it dumbass.....
Domonator 16
Is this related to the balloon phobia FML?
w00ble 0
Fun for later right?
youthink_fml 0
Get a sense of humor and learn to laugh.