Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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nooneknowsmyname 0
heh and he's dead too
jessicaislameee 0
its okay. we're on the same boat
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nooneknowsmyname 0
heh and he's dead too
Chigagigaroo 0
You stole the words right out of my mouth!
gregzav 0
that's pretty sad
redbluegreen 41
This is just sad. I don't even see how it's possible. You don't have any sort of male in your life?
jessicaislameee 0
its okay. we're on the same boat
DreMaMa 0
it had a penis to?
Miss_Whipped 43
There is no bone in the penis.
Gubbon 17
To? To what?
wet24_7 0
don't worry you'll find some lucky guy in the future
justbea777 0
it's okay sweetheart. you'll find a guy
lucey15 0
you definitely got to get out more, there are 5 year olds who have gotten more action than you >
SuperTryan 0
#5 its a skeleton.. not even a real skeleton.. no it didn't have a freaking penis!
hottie1997_1 0
wow, thats sadd.... no effence, the first time i held hand with a guy was when i was 9, after that we kissed. ......goood luck in the future tho ;)
DareToDream7 0
okay, when you're 9, holding hands with a guys means you high fived, and kissed means he kissed you on the cheek. but nice try. when you're in an actual relationship with actual feelings, let me know.
mind_geek 15
hottie just got owned
Hazamachi 12
Hottie can't spell offence either
ShadowlessSpear 21
Or offense, depending on preference.