Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, I took my first yoga class ever. Everything was going fine until it was time to stand up from the floor. My knees made a sound like snapping wood, my balance disappeared, and I nearly took out the lady next to me while trying to recover. She helped me up like I was part of her family. FML
Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML
Today, finally joined a yoga class to “stay flexible” as a retiree. I followed along until we did a pose involving balance. I fell sideways into a stack of foam blocks and knocked over the instructor like gentle dominoes. Everyone was kind, but now I get assigned the chair automatically. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
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RichardPencil 32
The good news is you just let all of us guys know you’re ok with doggy-style. That’s a definite plus when the face-to-face options are not drawing many takers.
bloopaloop 27
It’s called “Tinder”. You’re welcome
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bloopaloop 27
It’s called “Tinder”. You’re welcome
RichardPencil 32
The good news is you just let all of us guys know you’re ok with doggy-style. That’s a definite plus when the face-to-face options are not drawing many takers.
Zan 16
hello. I volunteer as a tribute ...
RichardPencil 32
Good luck to you. Hard to imagine what an unfuckable 20-something woman must look like. She could always troll bars at closing time.
Zan 16
there is just more to life than just looks. :)
OGSteveJobs 20
Good luck to her. Hard to imagine what a guy who would volunteer to **** a unfuckable 20 something would look like. im guessing twice as bad as her.
colderthanyou 15
What does the fact that you’re a straight woman have to do with anything?
WeirdUS 30
I have a legit question I'm guessing this isn't intentional so have you considered the fact it might be something you are doing wrong? Is it social anixety, hygiene, immaturity? These are all things to consider.
mr_dinzaster 16
Well maybe you should try talking to him and see if he will show the advance downward doggy style
wmayrhofer 18
Yoga is life, Yoga is love - almost
[email protected] 6
Life sux