Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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nooneknowsmyname 0
heh and he's dead too
jessicaislameee 0
its okay. we're on the same boat
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jnic 0
#9, there are definitely real skeletons in biology classrooms. We had one at my high school, my teacher confirmed it. #13, you can tell the gender of a skeleton by the pelvis width/ratio. Have either of you ever taken a science class?
jnic 0
#115, are you suggesting that people who date during school don't have their priorities straight and don't get good grades? Hahah, what a lie. I'll give you my life story to prove that. You remind me of my mom, who literally did not have a single friend in all of college.
lifeisgood530 0
i'm sorry... it's okay, though, because the right guy will come along for sure one day.
21yearoldvirgin 0
this could be my FML, if you replace skeleton with drunk guy 2 months ago who only did it so he wouldn't fall over. and fyi people, it doesn't mean she's ugly. it means she doesn't let drunk people take advantage of her, and she doesn't make the first move. I'm in this situation because I don't want to have some random drunk hookup, and all the guys I've dated were super shy and it never turned into anything past a few dates. shyness/ conservatism does not equal ugliness :P
Night22_fml 4
:( at least you have hands
21yearoldvirgin 0
i think 11 has a bigger FML than you... she's 11 years old and she kissed a guy at 9... and her profile photo is from love actually. anyone who sees that movie at 11 is going to grow up to be a sexual deviant. that and she's on FML... and she's ELEVEN. seriously, children, go play with barbies and get off the internet.
MoobyTheCow 2
From now on I'm YDI on all the "This is the first time I've X and I'm Y years old" or "It's been X since I did Y" FMLs. If you want to hold hands with a boy, go do it already.
bollywood_rocks 0
128,not EVERYONE but having lived in an only female dorm I can tell you more than half of the conversation revolved on something more than school work. I do have friends. I'm working on my second degree right now and I do have friends IN MODERATION. I also teach in addition to school so I can tell you I spend most sunday nights doing lesson plans rather than calling up people to go bar hopping. I may not have friends according to you but my life is more fulfilled: I'm a fulltime teacher and a full time student with working on two majors at the moment... Make my day. Tell your story.
trapiadora 0
Wow this is sad you should try putting forth more of an effort. Thier is not really a reson for you not to even have hold a guys hand. I believe that any girl can get a guy as long as your cool to talk with thier has to be a guy out thier like you some where.
jumpgurl23 0
im so sick of hearing FML's about they havent touched the opposite sex blah blah its boring now