Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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nooneknowsmyname 0
heh and he's dead too
jessicaislameee 0
its okay. we're on the same boat
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Comments (189)
Errrkkellayyy 0
I love this one! Hahaha omg that's crazy atleast it was a dead person and not some freak!
bollywood_rocks 0
To the comment about dissecting frogs, TRY dissecting a WHOLE cat floating in a suspension of formaldehyde. Fun times!
justdance45 0
dang you must be really ugly
Jennika 0
God damn I hate shitty FML's like this. Who gives a shit?
catballou 1
hey don't worry- I was a junior in college when I first held hands with a guy, too.
SEXYSENIOR 1
It's okay I haven't either!!! I am just too shy to tell a guy how I feel. Listen to comment 113 and don't listen to anyone else. All I know is I'm in your boat, and it sucks, FOL
randOmlyahmazing 0
lol thats sad im sorry , youll find the one guy who will hold you hand and never let go : )
Dante167 0
Well hopefully youll eventually find a guy who wants you, but probly not. Either way good luck to ya.
CASoulNYCmind 0
HAS SOMEONE CRANK CALLED #51 YET?! COME ON PEOPLE! THIS IS THE INTERNET. SOMEONE GET ON IT!
yoursavinggrace 0
Did anyone realize that maybe OP has done everything else BUT holding hands? Of course, that makes her post even less FML-worthy than it already is, which is pretty difficult.