Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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nooneknowsmyname 0
heh and he's dead too
jessicaislameee 0
its okay. we're on the same boat
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Comments (189)
E_E_R 0
On the bright side, you would make a great sitcom character.
cmac86 24
That's the story of my life. I'm a senior in college and have never had a girlfriend. I was always told that college was where you'd meet your true friends and soulmate. Neither has come true. I went to a small baptist college in a small town in Arkansas (I'll let you look it up), and the unofficial student motto is "a ring by spring". 80% (very rough estimate) get married in college down there! I'm justglad that I'm not the only one!
CurdledMilk 0
That's kind of sad but extremely adorable, too.
Shandiland 0
that's really sad
Button_x 0
#98: Sorry, I was picturing corpses, not a skeleton.
Rabid_Kookaburra 0
Well, whenever it seems your love life sucks, just do what I do: read through the "love" and "sex" categories on this site until you feel better.
cheezy_fml 0
i bet the skeleton dug it so, no worries there ;)
KittenOnAcid 1
omfg #21 if you make a childrens book im buying!! thats just good stuff
ummmok 0
www.FWhyMe.com
buunana 0
Oh sweetie, you gotta put yourself out there.