Today, I watched the love of my life look me straight in the eye and lie to me with well-practised ease about where she spent last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
Today, my wife lied to me three times, saying she was at work but in reality she was home the whole day. Every time I ask her about it, she says she's not in the mood to talk. And says a lot of "I don't knows…" Almost like she has something to hide. FML
Today, after I found out that my new partner was messaging her ex, and she hid it from me, lied about it, and made out I was seeing things, we got over it, because after all I thought it was an innocent enough explanation and I believed her, she has now been doing it again with another ex. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife in bed naked, with a guy I’ve never even heard of. At first she said, “It’s not what it looks like!” I told her I just saw her cheating on me with another man, to which she said, “Oh… it’s exactly what it looks like.” FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
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Chazzster 32
There is no such thing as “the one person” or “love of your life”. There are people we love and who love us. And not everyone is compatible no matter how much we want them to be. Let go of a relationship where there is no trust when there is reason to not trust them. Then mourn he loss for an appropriate period of time and move on to finding someone else… It’s not easy to do these things but you aren’t going to find a loving, trustworthy, and compatible relationship until you move on. I am not saying that broken relationships cannot be mended and should be abandoned at the first sign of trouble. But lying about serious issues and trust is a very big deal.
Hangryko 32
Time to dump her.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Hey, she loves you so much that she practices her lies to you. She's a keeper!
Chazzster 32
There is no such thing as “the one person” or “love of your life”. There are people we love and who love us. And not everyone is compatible no matter how much we want them to be. Let go of a relationship where there is no trust when there is reason to not trust them. Then mourn he loss for an appropriate period of time and move on to finding someone else… It’s not easy to do these things but you aren’t going to find a loving, trustworthy, and compatible relationship until you move on. I am not saying that broken relationships cannot be mended and should be abandoned at the first sign of trouble. But lying about serious issues and trust is a very big deal.
Hangryko 32
Time to dump her.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm wondering how you knew she was lying. Not taking her side of course, I'm just genuinely curious.