Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
mdizzl 6
what's up with parents freaking out about what they find on their children's computers? nobody told you to be nosy....
danielshale 3
lol you can't call your daughter a freak..
brii_love007 0
obviously you werent ready to be a parent, i must say ur a sorry excuse for a person.
some1azn 0
Should have deleted the whole thing, put the text on the largest font and type "GRRL, YOU NASTY!!!" lol
kyle_lockhart 0
Your an asshole shes your daughter damnit
JJ1989 6
There's a lot of worse things she could be doing instead of writing fanfiction. Drugs, drinking, having unprotected sex, etc.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
There's also a lot of worse things OP could be doing instead of anonymously expressing his disgust over his daughter's secret sexual hobbies on a humorous complaint site. Abuse, molestation, kicking her out of the house, actually calling her a freak to her face, and so on. Seriously, in the real world, parents are jerks. It comes with the job. They can have harsh opinions too. I agree OP gets a big fat YDI for snooping around, regardless if he bought the device or not, but I don't agree that he is as shitty a parent as you all make him sound.
Tess_fml 7
Wait.. How did you know it was 5,000 words?Did you.. read it? o.O ..replace every "Edward" with the word Fart. And every Jacob with the word ****. simple ass that.
THE_A_TEEN 28
In continuation from my last comment, I didnt mean to call you a freak op, I meant to call you an ASSHOLE OF A PARENT. By putting this on fml, you're ridiculing and embarasing your daughter, just look at most of these comments, SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON YOU ASSHOLE
morticia13 2
What the hell is op?
THE_A_TEEN 28
I never put op in my post, moron BTW OP MEANS ORIGINAL POSTER: THE PERSON WHO ORIGINALLY POSTED THIS FML, IN THIS CASE THE ASSHOLE PARENT
ashlyy20 0
Why would you invade her privacy..
morticia13 2
That's classic! Hahahaha