Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
Ranora 9
I think your thinking she is a freak becausse you liked it!
iDaniel525 8
I heard the first 250 words described their penes.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Am I the only one who thinks OP was the one who paid for the laptop?
nightfire2258 24
You are not the only one.
oneleggedbeauty 0
Was it twi-hard;)
kei1108 13
That right there is horrible parenting... Shouldn't you be guiding her and helping her instead of trashing her on the internet? When you approach her, don't make her feel embarrassed. Make her feel comfortable, then explain (NICELY) why this isn't right. Then ask her, "can you apologize to me for doing this?" if she does, hug and say I forgive you, then go and delete it together. If she doesn't ask her why she thinks she shouldn't have to say she's sorry. And work to find a solution.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I think you misunderstand why it's disturbing. It's not morally wrong to have self-written sexual fantasies. There's no 'solution' to work to here, other than OP learning not to snoop through his horny teenage daughter's secret files. The only thing OP's daughter should be sorry for is picking such a shitty franchise to fangasm over.
BiancaW 0
You should not call your daughter a freak...
PurpleWaffles 2
Hahaha ydi don't snoop unless you can handle it.
jazzybaby179 22
Ewww twilight!!
TThomas141 5
Wow call your own daughter a freak you're an ass
edenbearrr 2
Don't snoop :p