Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
Today, I invested in some menstrual underwear to save money on sanitary products and for environmental reasons. I got to wear them only once before they were accidentally washed too hot and completely ruined. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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Top comments
StreetReaper 9
The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.
zingline89 18
Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.
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Comments (120)
Bball_boy15 3
Just like your username "too tight"
Azail 15
Good job captain obvious. I applaud your amazing skills of observation.
Bball_boy15 3
Thank you for your appreciation
WCARlover 35
You're welcome.
1PaulyD 9
what else is the ef em el topic going to be about if her name is too tight...
ManlyDunsparce 3
19-Her budget for more undies possibly. Or, ya know...
Sielune 8
This FML would be even better if the OP had been a guy instead of a girl.
The_Troller 14
40- Actually I don't know. Would you mind elaborating, Mr. Dunsparce?
ByronJess 17
71 - What 40 is replying to is most likely the OPs ******. Or hoo-ha Lady parts Taco Whispering eye Privates Nay-nay Pee-pee Special hole. Or whatever you want to call it.
QuitStaring 0
She's toight. Like a toiger.
melrose90210 10
Well clearly she made the name specifically to post the FML... It's not some AMAZING coincidence
Driveshaft 5
How do "sexy" panties have enough fabric to cut slits? Are you sure you're doing it right?
primadonna9396 16
I assume OP meant lacy boy short style panties, if you've ever looked in Lasenza or Victoria's Secret you'd notice most lingerie aren't G-strings. Also lol @ everyone that said YDI, must be a) jealous fat chicks, b) idiots who still have their mommy lay out their laundry every day c) jealous unemployed fat chicks
metaphors 1
That doesn't even make sense. Why would a fat chick be jealous of some girl's tight undergarments? o___0
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Those must have been pretty damn tight if they were cutting off your circulation. Stick with bell bottoms!
WCARlover 35
She said panties not pants just saying, though picturing bell bottom panties is funny
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Then those were pretty damn tight panties lol!
kooochris1995 14
They sound pretty sexy!
SluggerJ 7
Cut them off and just not ware any for the day. Just saying
nofearjenshere 12
^ wear*
1PaulyD 9
I mean you were in a rush so cant blame ya but i hate clothes that cut circulation ;0
EatnBeef 7
Ya know I heard they got them flavored panties now. Ya outta try those haha
1PaulyD 9
Are you serious? :0
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Candy panties have been around for quite a while...
BeefyQueef 5
I see ***** wearing those types of pants on purpose!
StreetReaper 9
The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.
babeyface 0
Haha I wonder if she has used them before
Redoxx_fml 22
Or cut up and or ripped
jizzwold 21
Or just pulled to the side cause you are way too lazy to take em off.
chane1100 6
97- I too am in favor of that.
braxdan50 4
I second that motion! They may look good but they are made to be ripped off lol
zingline89 18
Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.
fenixtorador1 11
I see what you did there ;)
RedPillSucks 33
Her boyfriend wears her panties too? :-)
ICATiger 13
I bet that's not only thing that's tight
instnt1nfction 17
I'm tight...fo shizzle my dizzle
dcg1375 7
24-TMI
RedPillSucks 33
@24 Considering your username is "instnt1nfction", I don't think anyone wants to find out. Of course, if the missing letter(s) is "le" instead of "e", then I might be interested. But I'm weird like that.
kikidi 6
Are you very doight 24?
ilulife 4
Sounds like a normal pair of panties, uncomfortable and too tight.
drawmesunshine 17
10, I think you're doing it wrong.
logiee_bearr 6
You fail. Panties can be sexy and comfy
Swiftly 0
*Sounds like your sister
WCARlover 35
If you gotta struggle to put your panties on I think that's a sign to wear a different pair
1PaulyD 9
agreed haha
enopola 5
Or none at all
periwinkle95 10
Or maybe she was too fat for them? Just sayin
betticonfetti 7
50: In which case she should wear a different pair...
LilKriminal 0
Poor panties....