Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
EnEl_Infierno 15
Go Team Alice! She's the only reason worth watching those stupid movies.
ReynshineCutting 10
I've always been Team Jasper myself lol, but that goes hand in hand with Team Alice.
peacelovepugs 7
Team Jasper? Hale yes! (twilight joke)
xdust 4
Ya that's what I think too
namhowell 6
You're the ******* freak you nasty ass parent.
ifeelya 5
well, it's better than finding nude pictures... of her.
xrainbowshadowx 17
YDI for snooping around in your daughter's laptop, but FYL for having a crazed twilight fan living at home with you, then again she's entitled to her own opinions, so yeah. But while you're at it, might as well tweak around with her story >:) Ah...how sad our generation will be known as the people obsessed with sparkling vampires that debated whether Bella Swan should choose between ********** or necrophilia. Oh well I won't critize, I too was a crazed twilight fan for a while :P
keshaforever1 14
Eww I bet you read all of it!Sick pervert it's HER shit don't go messing around in HER SHIT okay?Would you like her finding your PlayBoy magazines??No!
castrosabeast 7
I wish I could thumb down this comment twenty more times.
TheNewGuy03 29
Hmm, coming from a person with the username of "keshaforever1," I should expect such madness to come out of her mouth.
keshaforever1 14
Lol I made this account when I was bored and didn't really know what to put for usernames and I liked Kesha and stuff so yea
castrosabeast 7
^ I wish I could thumb down that comment 20 times as well!
dallasbracken 0
Bahahahhahahhahahha. XD made my night.
sarahmd 0
You shouldn't have snooped, sir. It's an invasion of privacy.
MsMeiriona 2
She's 16, legally she owns nothing. Legally, it's his/his spouse's property. Just putting that out there.
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
Twilight fangirls are so damn annoying -__-
jordaaaan_fml 0
Oh god thats just terrible!
KasaraEm13 12
You deserve it for snooping. Not that I approve of the content you found, but if you're gonna poke around people's private files, be prepared to find some freaky-ass stuff.