Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML
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Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, my workplace replaced all of the toilets in the store with automatic toilets. I have an anxiety disorder, and I can't use them. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
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comedybreak 20
How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI
Meggston 17
That's extraordinarily disgusting.
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comedybreak 20
How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI
spignona84 11
The automatic ones also have push buttons. Maybe OP just thinks he's never heard it flush.
zebrainthenight 13
Right? That's crazy. And look- OP is a guy. If he had to stand up when he was done, that means he took a shit, he didn't just pee.
A7XCamaro 19
Or he wanted a minute to play on his phone.
JJ_86 22
Not just phone if he was working there for 9 months. **** the lives of all those who had to use toilet after OP the Ignorant dumbhead.
Ololo_fml 16
ewwww that stinks
Mirorbo 27
So you just walked away every time, regardless of the lack of sound of flushing?
MrDonSalvetti 27
Maybe he thought they invented the "silent toilet" already?
Meggston 17
That's extraordinarily disgusting.
jad0016 12
So let me get this straight.. everytime you've left the bathroom you've left a big old shit sitting in the toliet for the next lucky guy. Dude thats disgusting -__-
kingdomgirl94 29
No thread jacking man, not cool.
umerin 32
That's gross. So you leave your piss/crap in there for other people to deal with? Did you not realize when you didn't hear the toilet flush?
anrou8 9
shit happens
ElinsVal 9
What. Didn't you notice before that it didn't flush?
lexiieeex3 32
Obviously not.
Adam5858 17
Toilet flushing automatically!!! I never heard of that
xSalashawty 30
There's quite a few here and honestly they scare the shit out of me sometimes, no pun intended.
SMHsohard 22
Especially when they flush before you stand up
mattrd_fml 31
Sometimes they flush before you stand up and it sprays drops of water on your rear. annoying!
TheVurcle 10
Idiot
awkward_welcomes 8
He most likely doesn't have them where he lives. You not realizing that or thinking that, means that you might be the idiot
chuksnwali 34
Oh dude, this means that you left crap for people to deal with.
meli1195 31
You would think that OP would have noticed that he never heard the flushing sound seeing as how automatic toilets flush right away. And it really is effing disgusting when people leave turds for others to deal with.
acerredrum 23
It is actually kind of weird that it isn't an automatic toilet. Automatic toilets tend to have a small button on the side just in case it doesn't register you, you still have a way to flush. Manual toilets usually have a lever.
doctorhook86 25
#23: This was exactly what I was thinking. That and, "Maybe the OP is just a ********."
mannatee 19
That could mean one of two things
SpamPam 18
Even if it was an automatic toilet, they don't always flush which means it's only proper to flush it manually
paigexox0 37
Automatic toilets are usually loud as hell, how did you not notice that you never heard it flush...
OysterPearls 33
And I don't know if I'm the only one, but I never walk out of the stall until the toilet has flushed...
marcelmg 10
Lets just hope you have a job with no responsibilities.
XxNonExistentxX 12
Maybe he's deaf ??? :/ Or not..