Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
vbmg152 19
YDI for being nosy and you raised her!
kairi1016 0
she's a writer, 16, interested in sex, and likes twilight. Sounds fairly normal to me. with the way some teenage girls squeal and how interested they are in the books, and boys, it shouldn't be surprising. in fact, be happy she's doing something productive with her fantasies, she'll likely grow up a bit and start writing some solid publishable work...
gamerdude66 8
this is probably her way of suppressing your terrible parentage :P i wouldnt blame her if my parents were like you
JDorable 2
I know that it's "sick" or whatever, but she's your daughter... better be grateful that these stories are only fantasy and your daughter isn't a ****. :3
johnnie254 7
Everyone has skeletons in their closet. Quit being such a Moral Nazi!
Blackxhawk 0
Dude shes a f*cking teenager they do that sh*t
kickboxer1 0
Well you shouldn't have been snooping around. It's not your business anyways.
TanithMot 3
I can tolerate fanfiction, but involving oneself in it, as well as writing explicit sex scenes, just.. No.. Especially for something like Twilight. Even more no.
tinagina 5
That is a little harsh isn't it? I mean you probably did much worse when you were 16 but you call her a freak? What a douche. She is a teenage girl for crying out loud give her a break. At least she isn't going out and sleeping around. If she has a talent for writing it should be encouraged not mocked.
mama8809 0
Wow mother of the year calling your daughter A freak she's 16 about that time were she's geting feelings like that dam woman can't you relate at least she's not pregnant on drugs or whatever