Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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alien647 0
Sounds like she needs to get outside.....
drwshark 1
Op, you shouldn't have been snooping around in her computer anyways. I don't care if you technically had any legal right to or not. It's just wrong. Not that I agree with writing a sex story about Twilight, but you invading someone's privacy is wrong. Why were YOU installing updates on HER computer anyway? Unless you had a good reason to (I.E. It was affecting your home network, or something), you shouldn't have been messing with it. YDI for invading her privacy. What ever happend to respect for our fellow humans? Today it all seems to be about weather or not you are ALLOWED to do something, and not weather or not you should.
DomoKunBieber 1
I've always hated fan-fiction. It's so annoying! My friend wrote one about Justin Bieber being her long lost brother. I slapped her for that!
princessgaga7 0
1. Don't go snooping, you'll probably never like what you find. And 2. That's pretty normal for obsessive teens these days, so don't worry about it. It's just a harmless fantasy. :)
secretsmiles00 8
can't believe you would say that about your daughter how rude. glad you aren't my parent. invading her privacy as well... just wrong this whole post is wrong on so many levels fyl for having nothing better to do.
jt525 1
how the **** can anyone like twilight?? are they retarded????
drkcloud 1
All of u saying he shouldn't snoop mak no sense cuz he found it by complete accident while trying to help her out and on top of that u hate it if ur daughter was doing that to
TheLBG 5
I concure!
lady_kelacy 3
I hardly think that makes her a freak. There are much worse things she could be involved in. Be glad it's fiction.
BlackStag 7
okay, I can understand you snooping around on her computer. Its not like you read her diary or something. Now THAT would be going to far, but just snooping on her comp, i can at least understand. But calling her a freak? What kind of parent are you? So your kid writes a steamy story about her a 2 fictional characters, its called fanfiction. They're not all steamy, but they are all JUST STORIES! How uptight can you be? Jeez. You are totally blowing this out of proportion. You have just gotten a huge hint about something that your daughter might be into, and your ignoring it too freak out over the petty details? Instead of supporting her interest in writing, your freaking over the contents of her latest attempt. My dad may not like the content of some of my stories but at least he supports me.