Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had quite the long and busy day at work. Also today, the AC in my workplace decided to go on vacation. I was sweating and about to pass out by the end of it. Then, as I was walking home, I got pooped on by a bird. Twice. FML
Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
Today, I went to a job interview wearing what I consider to be my lucky shirt. On my way to the interview, a bird dropped a load of bird poop on my shirt, and I didn't have time to change. During the interview, the interviewer kept staring at the poop stain on my shirt. FML
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
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xluciferx666 21
Find the bird go to it's tree and poop on the bastards head those winged bastards want a war lets give them a war
gc327072 31
At least it wasn't owl shit, that stuff is the absolute worst.
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Comments (35)
RuBloKon 15
Didn't something smell fishy?
funsizedliz 16
Plot twist: it's cum.
shemademedoit 20
someone's a negative thinker ^
Ramanella 26
That coworker probably wanted to look better. Sorry op. But hey, you probably took most of the attention because of it. Just not the kind of attention you may have wanted. Also, how did you not feel yourself getting crapped on?
184886837272837 32
This isn't really a bad comment, but it's gonna get thumbed down cuz it's a really stupid comment.
Arestian 14
looks like urs is going down ooh the irony
JayGatsby 25
As someone who had been crapped on by a bird, I can honestly say that you don't feel it at all. Also I agree that OP's coworker wanted to look better, but I'm also thinking that she didn't want to embarrass OP (and pulling her aside might hinder her confidence for the meeting). Still the coworker should have said something FYL.
datguy69s 21
i fear this everytime a bird flies over me
xluciferx666 21
Find the bird go to it's tree and poop on the bastards head those winged bastards want a war lets give them a war
_parth 20
Your comment officially made my night.
gc327072 31
At least it wasn't owl shit, that stuff is the absolute worst.
XmasaX 24
Do you speak from experience? Haha!
funsizedliz 16
Any shit, is bad........
gc327072 31
Yes I do, 16. One once shat at the perfect angle to go into the a/c intake vent, and since owl shit is runny it went waaay in. Got in the car, cranked up the a/c to max and *boom* nose full of hooty-hoot stank. Ended up having to have the whole ventilation removed and thoroughly cleaned.
BeautifulChaos27 37
A bird pooping on you means good luck! It must've gone well :)
Bgreene_5 12
How shitty
EvilTurtle 35
like your comment :)
Mobetta_2300 22
Im so sorry OP, but that is really disgusting. *throws up in random lady's purse.*
dramaelf 37
To be fair, it's not that easy to tactfully bring that up in conversation.
skippydoda 32
The coworker could have pulled OP aside and said something so OP could have excused to the bathroom.
TheTshirt 26
That is why it's great to wear a hat sometimes but honestly that sucks, sorry that had to happen to you op.