Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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werewolftrixie 0
She's sixteen. That's actually really normal these days. This is comming from an 18 year old who wrote fan fiction when she was 16. Get over it, times have changed. Stop ******* snooping. Studies show that parents who snoop/ don't trust their kids are more likely to not see them after highschool.
newburton13 26
WHY did you let her read Twilight? That stuff is a literature version of heroin.
shinshoku13 19
You shouldnt be snooping >:( and thanks for disturbing too...
chattysoul890 18
why were you snooping in the first place? how would you like it if she was snooping through your files and found some of your ****? i bet she would disown your ass.
XoMxcted 0
You deserved it, I mean snooping? Come on curiosity killed the cat. Plus I think to call your daughter a freak just makes you deserve it even more. You must be a real shitty parent.
Zelda210 0
YDI for snooping, and raising an insane psychopath. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
csnetwork 1
yea add a paragraph to it...
technolove 7
aw, caling her a freak was pretty mean
monkiki62 5
Ur retarded op she's 16 and going though puberty. Seems to me your the freak.
mahkala10 0
1) you shouldn't be snooping around your DAUGHTERS personal stuff anyway! That shows you don't trust her. 2) why would you call her a freak?! Wtf. She likes twilight!, get over it dude. She's not perfect and obviously neither are you