Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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greeneyedgrape 0
Ummm is it wrong that I write those too? FML
Bleachfan_fml 0
Freak? To put it this way, if your son was watching some creepy/unusual ****, would you freak out? If not, than are you treating her different because she's your daughter? There are worse fetishes out there.
Bleachfan_fml 0
Also, our generation sucks. I'm "different" because I listen to heavy metal, always on the computer, and dress in dark clothes. I'm not emo, but get called that and often people look at me like I'm a junkie. I just don't sleep much. Nothing against emo/goth people.
Sirin_fml 47
http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/253938 1,736 comments.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Any admin in charge of the comments, which fml had the most number of comments 'til this one came along? BTW, now placing bets to see if the op is an ultra-conservative religious freak, or the op is actually this horrible, placing bets now...
Sheilatakeabow 0
Bit harsh, mate. You should give her a bit of privacy.
ENomine18 9
stop snooping around. that's rude and that's being a bad parent. and so what if she wrote a 5,000 word fantasy story. are you really that close minded? calling your daughter a freak? step up your game and be a better parent. god am I the only one who can understand teens these days. and I'm only 13.
xpgirl25 3
Gey i would give her a break its natural for teenages to do things like that she'll grow out of it
AkiraChan 0
Ydi for calling your daughter a freak. Better this than a drug addiction, consider yourself lucky
winemysavior 4
Look I'm not going to condemn you for invading her privacy because sometimes that's ok. BUT you are being RIDICULOUS about the information you found. Be glad she isn't out there doing drugs or out there all night drinking or even having sex with random guys. It's purely a fantasy. I bet you're not saintly yourself, I'm sure you look at **** or have fantasies, so leave your daughter alone and be grateful that that's all you found. Fantasies are healthy (to a certain extent). Hers is ok.
AmazingAngelina5 5
So your daughters a freak because she has an imagination? I think you are a bitch. That is your own flesh and blood. At least she's not out partying or would you be more proud of your daughter if she was out doing drugs, having sex, and breaking the law? You make me sick!