Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
The book of revelations
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Caught
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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BeibertSmitor 10
... they are 16, 90% chance the did it in case you snooped. That being said, it is society. Lots of girls did it ... my English teacher last year did it and shared that information with us. She's been married for 2 years now and is in her mid 30s.
myeviltwin 20
OP absolutely has a right to "snoop" through his daughters things. It's called being a concerned parent. Even if she did buy the laptop herself she is still living in his house and he most likely pays most if not all of the bills (rent/mortgage, food, healthcare, dental, clothing, transportation etc.) I hated it when my parents snooped through my things too but they were concerned and trying to make sure I wasn't up to things that would lead me down the wrong path. Any parent who isnt concerned enough to snoop isn't fit to be a parent. On the other hand at least she is fantasizing about fictional characters and not out banging everything that moves. Someone with that much of a fantasy life probably doesn't have much of a social life so no early grandbabies for OP.
myeviltwin 20
Also OP I wouldnt freak out about it probably just a normal phase. If however she is still fantasizing about twighlight characters at 26 then I would worry about her lack of social skills. But for now it sounds like you have a pretty normal teenage daughter ( I know I put normal and teenager in the same sentence). Encourage her love of writing and don't freak out on her about this story. Hey it could have been alot worse you could have found used condoms and a script for the morning after pill, or an abortion clinic appointment. Just let her know you are always there for her and that she can talk to you about anything without you freaking out on her. If she knows she can always come to you she is alot less likely to get bad advice from somewhere else.
Lalalina 0
Well first its a shame you can't look in ur daughters second sad you called her a freak and last if you started reading it and knotice something was off about it u prob should have stopped but im guessing she should do what My fam does and have her own screen name separate from urs
LilMissZer0 6
She is a teenage girl, hormones are raging, it happens. At least its about fictional characters and you know she can be creative.
Infernape667 9
This is what Twilight does to people!? Thanks Stephenie Meyers!
djjaxon2001 4
**** u bitch
Nanoogirl 6
im sorry but your a terrible father, she is 16 shes going through a lot and they are FICTIONAL so what if she writes a FICTIONAL sexual fantasy about them, at least shes not out acting on it with random guys. the fact that you found a sexual story written by your 16 year old daughter and READ THE WHOLE thing makes YOU the freak, that's just wrong. how you could possibly think its ok to read the things she was describing about her self in a sexual way is just nasty. you might as well consider yourself a peeping tom.
Soirs_fml 9
I can understand that you want to check your daughter's safety on the net, that's what responsible parents do, but read her private files... You definitively deserve it. You had no reasons to invade her privacy, I'm sure you had fantasizes too when you were the same age as her. Don't forget you were a teen. And call your own daughter a freak... what a shame. She grew up and now is a normal teenager. She just writes a fanfiction, she doesn't sleep around or have a drugs addiction. So you can look at her in the eyes, when you were 16 you certainly did things worse than just write to express your sexuality. (Excuse my english).
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well she's is what a real creeper is
scottryan126 2
Ur rude she is your child **** you