Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
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Top comments
at1325 0
I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.
Anteezy 7
Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.
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Comments (227)
tbonea1990 0
then u ask to see his
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
Wow.. Sucks to be u.. Get new friends
EatnBeef 7
well,no one likes a hairy vag
Morgansgirl 6
Nope no one does clean is the wayy to go!!
Mokiikom_fml 8
If you think shaving it makes it clean, you must have a rather disgusting downstairs. :( "Clean" is about cleaning, obviously. NOT about removing hair. Removing hair is 100% a personal choice and just a recent fashion fad, it absolutely doesn't makes it cleaner. (Do you think your head is filthy because there's hair on it too, or do you wash your hair like a civilized person? So why would it be different downstairs?) If 10 years from now all your friends "vajazzle" their crotch with tons of little crystals and stuff, will you say that anyone who doesn't hot-glues shiny plastic bits to their crotch is "dirty"?? Learn to make the difference between hygiene and foolish fashion fads.
Morgansgirl 6
Yes I know that I was just being funny esh never meant that clean means to shave clean means to wash it doesn't matter if it's shaved Or not so yea I know I was wrong with my wording you just didnot need to take it so seriously :) and it's not foolish i prefer shaving and rather not have lots of hair down there it's much more comfortable plus I was everyday twice so no I'm a very clean person so please get over your self like really?!
sarasweetie 0
hahahahah oh lml. i love this! but seriously imma a girl & you should most deff be shaving that!
Zayna_604 0
Sexual harassment muchh?? I think so...
Calyx_fml 22
OP, shave... And then tell him you did. He'll do anything to **** you then.
Morgansgirl 6
Omg that's Soo true!! U could have him eating outta Ur hand!! But ud rather have him eating Ur vag much MUCH better ;)
Mokiikom_fml 8
Classy much?!! You kids are ridiculous. Please grow up before you use such language in your posts. O_o
strawberrydreams 18
1. FYL for having a asshole friend and an asshole crush. 2. The people who say "shave it" are actually pedophiles. 3. Shaving your pussy wouldn't do you any good unless you don't like the hair. 4. If someone tries to pantsed you again you beat the shit out of them. Getting suspended would be totally worth it. 5. Tell anyone who makes fun of you to go suck a big one. :)
Mokiikom_fml 8
^ THIS!!
dynamic164 4
epic win ^
itsgen 16
gross
Joe2163 1
I bet he likes you alot more now hahahaha