Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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SekC 0
You should of asked her out.
Peroxide 3
TOUCHDOWN!!!
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SekC 0
You should of asked her out.
v1kt4r 13
that would have been classic
GreenHacker 0
So not an FML. Honestly, if you didn't ask her out right then and there (which would have been epic and she couldn't say no), you lost all right to your testicles.
Twinklestar 0
Pretty sure you wouldn't have 53, and pretty sure you don't know many girls very well if you think they wouldn't be able to say no.
GreenHacker 0
It's called a joke bro. Learn to take one.
Twinklestar 0
Yeah. It was a joke someone had already made and you just sounded like an idiot repeating as though you had any experience with girls.
Xader 0
"You're my girlfriend now..."
GreenHacker 0
I was adding on to it. I guess some girls just don't have a sense of humor. This site must suck for you. Also, you responded to my post as if I was being serious, which still means you couldn't see it as a joke. I find it hilarious how you fail to realize how much of an idiot you look like.
BigSkeezy 0
ohhh Poonjabi
crazytoaster 2
A football player going down on the hottest girl in school without pants. Wow, how surprising.
muffinsareyummy 1
Xader wins at life.
ohmanz 0
this should be an MLIA
iFail_010 0
LMFAO!
megdwhite 0
ignore the angry girl. Any girl with a sense of humor would love that. It's not like he intentionally attacked her.
Vullithe 0
'Wouldn't be able to say no'? I know a lot of girls who'd refuse to go out with a guy that just fell on her pantless. >>'
You_fail_how 0
Agreed, and it really wouldn't be funny at the moment for the girl. I know I certainly wouldn't find it funny that while I'm standing by the field probrobly talking to someone I'm suddenly slammed to the ground with a half naked boy and his flailing bits on me.
littlebigperson 0
the only thing worse would be if he got a boner
lemonademixer 7
Look who's talking. You clearly won't get a gf
OCDagain 0
How is that an FML?
spiderman0606 0
It's not really. It would've been an FML if he fell on the wheelchair kid on the sideline, thus breaking the kids' arms off and leaving him to wobble the rest of his life.
Ye_Editor 0
Um... pretty freaking embarrassing to be butt naked at school event. Worse that he fell on a girl and I'm sure she was freaked by his public weiner. Yeah, it's an FML.
spiderman0606 0
It all depends on how you take it. If you're a loser with no confidence, you'll blush and embarassingly run off and people will make fun of you for the rest of your life. FML Or, you could be like, "Duff Man, ohhh yeahhh!! Feel the looooveee!!" -pelvic thrust and run through the crowd of shocked parents, cheering friends and jealous losers with no confidence- Then wink at the girl and get a date. MLIG Or, if she says no, that's really not the worst of your troubles at that point. MLIA Again, it really depends on what you make out of the situation.
nonotme 0
more like a LML
KenMcGormick 0
this is a FML because OP doesn't have a long enough manhood =)
spoo 24
FML b/c she had pants
arienh4 0
Funny thing is, there's at least a 90% chance you wouldn't do anything like that IRL. Really easy to be a hypocrite on the internet, isn't it?
averageirishman 0
the question is, did he get a boner?
milky953 0
nice 73 and 169 good thought
aghoogha 0
my thoughts exactly. she probably enjoyed, btw YDI for playing flag football.
salchichasmalas 2
seconded. YDI
klovemachine 24
fail
Mw2_HackZ 0
Flag football is beast
CryosFear 14
Maybe if you're ten
32RH 10
If you also play tackle football and just play flag during off season, it's excusable
DynamicDave 11
You win, good sir!
Peroxide 3
TOUCHDOWN!!!
kukopia 0
Actually, ... it's SCORE!!
elliotmotocross 0
That is epic win, not fyl
mitch707 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Firstly so what..............unless you have a really small ****? And second i kinda doubt this happened pretty unlikely he could pull your pants and boxers off considering to get the flag he would be pulling back not down.
mitch707 0
Yeah i spose. But i reckon most guys have a decent understanding of female anatomy. With the a amount of pornograhy the majority of white teenagers view, they get decent "education" from that (for lack of a better word)
TheDoge 0
amen to that. We know everything.
Improbability 0
**** videos don't cover everything... **** stories come closer.
ac30guy 0
#16 might I ask why you say the amount of **** "white" teenagers bier? As if white teenagers are worse than other racial groups? More importantly, why are you bringing race into things? I know I'm the one calling attention to it, but I was wondering what made that an important enough piece tht you added it...
The_Pleb 0
Wahaha this is the funniest FML comments ive ever read...... jesus im going to read through these again..
bexox 0
Yeah, right. I'm sure you little virgins don't even know what fallopian tubes are.
sexxxtacy 0
i agree wit bexox. because we all know that everytime a man has sex they dig around the inside the female so they will know their anatomy. i mean i couldnt imagine getting off without scraping off some o that ovary lining. mmhmmm thats the stuff
fudrick 0
#16 do you think white guys are the only ones who watch ****, you stupid piece of shit?
bexox 0
Well sextacy, or whatever your name is, these guys are braggin about how much "anatomy" they know from watching ****. Yeah, it's so educational. And so realistic too. That's part of anatomy, in case you didn't know.
jaawn 0
who is fallipoan? is hee cool? jk :)
gingergirl014 3
No I was thinking the same thing about him brining race into it.
Slasher2977 19
All i know is those are the evil pits from where little demons come forth and ruin lives. Gotta close em off fast lol
petrolhead 12
lucky you !!!!!
bugmenotmofo 34
I'd count that as a notch on the bedpost!
SFMember 0
If you'd count this as a notch, you're a ******* virgin
fudrick 0
#81 if you'd consider that a serious comment, you're a ******* moron.
spirited_away33 0
as if that's a bad thing, you idiot
ryanryanryan12 0
F-A-K-E!
StaticDown 0
I'd have to say it sounds that way! Too movie like lol
Jenmaree 9
Yeah, I think so too. Pants don't rip that easy.
drano 0
If he was playing flag football and wearing PE shorts, then it's possible that the guy who pulled off his flags could have easily pulled off his shorts(and boxers). The FML doesn't say that they ripped.
heerrnia 5
seriously out of all the people in the world playing flag football this couldn't happen to one?