Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
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at1325 0
I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.
Anteezy 7
Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.
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Comments (227)
ohsnapsnoudidnt 0
She should keep it either nice and trim or shave. It is easier to eat out without the hair getting in the way. I hate hair balls
Mokiikom_fml 8
What about hairy balls! It's ridiculous for people to demand that girls shave and yet guys almost never shave but all want ********... Sexist double standards, that's what it is.
ashrandom 0
What an a-hole. Looks like it's time to find a new friend.
DakotaCat 4
Gym class on a sunday? BALDERDASH!!
Shadow_Phantom 26
It was probably submitted a few days ago...
uhhohh5252 0
ewwhh haha
teffysayshi 8
Ugh. What a bitch "friend". This must have been traumatic for the OP, especially in front of her entire class and the dick guy she likes. FYL for your stupid ass friend. Also, its her choice whether she wants to shave or not. It doesn't make it her fault he said something. OP, tell someone about it.
scarred_cutter 0
It's not mandatory for girls to shave! Gosh! Do you think that girls like having a mouthful of hair when they go down on guys?! No! But they respect a guys decision about his body. Personally i do shave but that's just because i have a hair phobia. Op, fyl! The thing is that this IS a big deal. It may not seem like it to some but if it happened to me, i'd remember it for the rest of my life
Whydoyouask 11
Yea, I hate it when girls ask guys to shave their beards/mustaches. i really screams pedophelia imo.
k9obsessed 5
Ugh, don't listen to him! You should NEVER shave pubes...Do you know how unpleasant it feels when they grow back? Btw, you need better friends.
wreckfish1 0
them shave ur pupes dummy
meintx 9
Hate to say it but if seeing a shaved cooch makes you think pedo, it's your prob not mine. Shaving isn't about pedo for everyone, for some of us it's about the different feeling. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with asking your guy to trim or shave his either, if you don't like spitting hair. But be prepared either way they respond. Same for her, she can trim, or shave, or grow the bush. But now she knows what his preference is, and make a decision. To me the fml would be my "friend" pantsing me in front of a crush. But that's just me.