Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
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at1325 0
I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.
Anteezy 7
Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.
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All_I_Need 4
Shaving does not make one cleaner, a shower per day is enough to be clean everywhere. The vulva cleans itself usually, if it really stinks, then there are chances that : -the girl is going to have her periods -she has an infection. Or it may just be that she was doing sports and it's sweat : a shower makes it clean and nice. Hair removal can gives one furuncles or red zits because of it does not grow properly, shaving has a tendency to cut the hair, making it look thicker or divided into two hairs, plus it hurts when it grows back (usually quickly). Hygiene only depends on the use of soap and everything, most people do not shave or remove their hair properly so it's not hygienic at all and can cause infections.
Humdinger89 0
Eww, you don't shave? D:
stephaniegeezy 0
Heres what some people aren't getting: Most girls do NOT shave downstairs every day. If we did, we would have some nasty ingrown hairs. Personally, shorest amount of time for me is 5-6 days. More isn't necessary, and the less often you shave, the closer the shave and the smoother the skin.(NextPost)
stephaniegeezy 0
OP could've been in between shaves. And we all know that teenage boys think even 1/4 of a centimeter is a terrible about of hair. So stop being creepers and tell her to shave. When you get a ******, you can do whatever the **** you want with it (:
Mokiikom_fml 8
Your "friend" isn't truly a friend at all. He's a jerk who assaulted and humiliated you in public, and most likely also a dishonest douche hoping to sleep with you but too pathetic to try to approach you properly. So instead, he plays the fake friend and ruins your chances when you approach other guys, in hopes he might score instead. Ditch that jackass, he's neither friend nor boyfriend material.
Mokiikom_fml 8
Btw, my comment is in case the "he" was the friend. If the person who made the comment is the potential BF, then you need to ditch them both. They're worthless, both the backstabbing friend and the pedo-crotch-loving jackass crush.
harrison54 0
if I were you I'd probably kill the friend that pants you. What a bitch
kyarush 10
I'd still tap that
Sway619 0
@ gooBUZZ "I just found out today people on Fmylife don't even like me..... FML!"
ashleygottabelou 0
okay that is really sad...and i hope you get this but the same thing is going around my school...saying that i have a hairy pussy its sooo mean
stephaniegeezy 0
Aw, how sad. I mean, we wouldn't want people knowing that you've started puberty or anything. I suppose you don't have a period or wear bras either? You shave your cooch because it's hairy, so don't pretend you've never had a hair there in your life, unless you're Justin Bieber.
strawberrydreams 18
Well it's all about preference. Just because he said "someone needs to shave" doesn't mean the OP has to. I mean, unless she walks around in her panties all the time then it would be best to at least trim it. What's the point of shaving down there if no one's looking at it?