Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
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at1325 0
I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.
Anteezy 7
Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.
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Comments (227)
j4ym4n 2
get the chain saw to that forest
dealerdon 0
that's an easy fix go home shave then ask him if he wants to come over and feel how smooth it is
Mokiikom_fml 8
Lots of sleazy suggestions today! :-/ You follow such advice and see how quickly you move from your crush's "possible girlfriends" list to the "school's ***** to screw and then throw away the next day" list. There's nothing wrong with being sexually free, but a line like that is not about being free, it's about being desperate and cheap. Big difference. Anyone can wave their crotch in front of someone's face and try to get laid, but it takes much more than that to actually seduce someone.
babez11 0
for every guy out there thats comenting "just shave!" its not that easy to shave the "down stairs" i mean i still do but like its not something u regularly do becuz its not often some ones going to see it at school!!!
KidCracken 0
I know plenty of girls who shave not to show off, but because they like it that way
Mistery510 6
yep.... it's personal preference.... and shaved just feels cleaner and looks better
surferchick96 0
so... solution! 1) shave 2) have ur frand pull ur pants down 3) have one of his frands pull his pants down 4) "fall" on top of him problen solved xD
Nickolazx 0
Why do girls like jerks?
RadioOctopus 16
Because their idiots
ShadowlessSpear 21
Like people that don't know "there, their, and they're"?
zemo999 0
Friend?!?!? That's pretty much crossing the line, and since the "friend" set the "rules" of bring able to 'back fight' someone, they better be watching theirs....cause payback IS a bitch!!!
shortbusryder 0
ummm, who said OP was a girl? just becsuse they said "guy i like"? what kind of ****** up guy pants a girl in gym class?
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Noooo!! Shave that shit! And get a friend who doesn't pants people, that's not cool.
katiebove 0
grossssss. shave that shit.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
I would like to revise my statement. Shave that shit if you want to. And it's not *that* hard to shave "down stairs", I shave that more often than my legs because I don't like hair.
Muffinzz11 7
nice to know lol
Telinaa 0
Oh okay, so what's that stuff growing out of your head? "EW GROSS, SHAVE THAT SHIT."
lolol_BKYCHO 3
The hair growing from my hair is quite different from pubic hair, luckily.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
*hair growing from my head.