Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
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Honestly_Lainey 21
At least you know your hair smells good, right?
perdix 31
Tonight (or tomorrow morning), shampoo with pepper spray. Tomorrow will be the last day he'll pull that shit.
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Comments (138)
that1guyyy 12
Only in Canada
misterfister 2
Just like your picture... Only in America
kidtoronto 5
Mmm herbal essences...
badassmf1234 22
**** you, Canada is way better than you fat American assholes
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh lord, let's not start the nationality bashing.
DocBastard 40
And THIS is why I moved to Tahiti.
misterfister 2
It is inevitable Mr. Anderson
The_Troller 14
Screw you guys, I live in Narnia.
THE_A_TEEN 28
If this keeps up, World War 3 should start by tue end of 2012. Similar to the start ot World War 1.
b0ngs 7
Ugh stop debating which country is better than the other. Canada and America both have their problems, and in no way can you compare the two. Stop stereotyping America because not everyone is like that, here in canada we have people who are overweight too.
Vulpes21 6
Easy on the maple syrup 23
DrDilllonReese 12
Canada... That one country that is just dying to be America...
KMtheDrummer 6
First twice in a row, 1. Achievement unlocked.
Honestly_Lainey 21
At least you know your hair smells good, right?
Redoxx_fml 22
Wrong
innka 2
you should do the same to his just to creep him out :D
zack11742 7
Damn straight 51 turn around grab a handful of his hair and say mmmmmm yours smells better!
Damn_Hippster 11
This is what happens when you use Head and Shoulders
demonmonkey 13
Or you can grab a handful of his hair and rip it out...
iluvhobos 5
This happened to me nearly everyday last semester..
osnapitzaris 0
this FML reminds me of the movie Charlie's Angels where the creepy guy who squeals a lot steals a lock of Dylan's red hair :P
The_Troller 14
51- I don't think he would mind very much.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Creeping with such passion... What a champ
kyarush 10
mmmmm
Platfoot 0
thats some very nice hair you have there...
BTSfanatic 0
85- your default made your comment 1000 times better.
Turock27 7
Fez.
draegbomb 5
2- you've attempted to write an FML 54 times?
Honestly_Lainey 21
My iPod sends doubles sometimes, but yeah, around that number. I guess my life doesn't suck as bad as I think it does. :)
jasmineedoll 0
cool
jasmineedoll 0
hi
ilovedinosawers 17
Quite honest Lainey
blushy 14
sounds like that guy from charlie's angels
minniemai 0
Creeper.. Good luck!
zachherbert 10
Tell him the carpet matches the curtains.
Stormelly 3
;)
olpally 33
I'm guessing you're the creeper with that winky face... *runs away quickly*
Snafuusmc 12
Peter griffin....
Snafuusmc 12
Man no one knows? It's the episode when Peter punches that chip and gets sent to like girl camp and in the circle of trust or love and he tells the two chicks to sniff each other. C'mon people!
GirlYouNasty 11
It's not a good connection if you have to explain it.
Greendaycheese 12
That has nothing to do with that episode.
taylor714 7
u should have slowy taken ur hair and put it overbur sholder so he cudnt get it
THE_A_TEEN 28
I think my brain cells rounded up the other brain cells in my brain and killed them all while killing themselves off. Me DUmmBess tHAn BrICks, My StoOpiD hoRSeY.
boydeee01 7
You*, slowly*, your*, over your*, shoulder*, couldn't*.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Don't forget the period!
ilulife 4
Very good English.
desireev 18
That just gave me the heebie-jeebies!! That is pretty creepy! FYL, OP!
ElricMustang 23
Heebie-jeebies! King Julian! But FYL, ad maybe it's time to switch seats.
LMA0 5
Mada-who-ha!?
ElricMustang 23
Not who-ha, Ascar!
ItsTheKing 10
Madaascar?
someindiandude 6
A hair raising incident indeed.
innka 2
hehe >:D
perdix 31
Tonight (or tomorrow morning), shampoo with pepper spray. Tomorrow will be the last day he'll pull that shit.
j_cat187 20
If you are rich and don't mind the numb scalp, cocaine shampoo?
bizarre_ftw 22
A numb scalp actually sounds like fun
perdix 31
So, if someone calls you a numbskull, that sounds like a party to you?
BountyBass 13
Nom nom nom