Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
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at1325 0
I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.
Anteezy 7
Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.
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Comments (227)
HiByeDi3 0
Hey, people are being really immature. You went through puberty. So what? You having hair on your ****** doesn't mean anything. It's your body, do what you want. I'm a guy, and I personally don't care what you do with your hair, as long as your clean and disease free, it's fine. Sheesh...
strawberrydreams 18
^ Thank You!
atreyu2850 0
WHO SAYS ITS A GIRL?! it could be a guy, i dont kow many girls that "pants"
lfsabtch 4
Just pants the guy and if he didn't shave then just say the same thing. If he did? Laugh at his little-boy penis.
Aretrein 0
Find a new friend, find a new crush. Don't listen to demands from keyboard commandos about what you should or shouldn't do. It's your body, if you want to shave, get a tattoo or piercing then do it because YOU want to, not because of the wants/likes of others. Don't get wasted around your friend....
KateKiddo 6
He probly said that because he has a small penis. People need to turn others down to make themselves feel better ya know.
Morgansgirl 6
Wash* not was
Gyro231995 0
Pics?
NullPointer 20
Your friend is a jerk OP. Don't feel bad. It was an awkward situation, he was probably just making a joke. He probably thought it was really hot. Don't be too embarrassed, the guys who saw are all probably infatuated with you now. You're hot shit. I'd ask that guy you like to hang out sometime. Maybe even ask him to help shave you as a joke, or not...
NullPointer 20
I am re-commenting because I just realized that OP didn't ever state whether he / she is male or female. OP could be a male, which changes things a bit. I seem to be the only one who realized this, so I felt the need to post it.
Maravilla4 1
Nobody likes a hairy bush