Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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Top comments
Lythiaren 8
Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.
Lythiaren 8
God of War 3 is a PS3 game.
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Lythiaren 8
Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.
Lythiaren 8
is* I hate the keyboard on my iPhone sometimes...
a7x451 0
First off God of War is way more important than women second off you should make him a sammich before he gets home then do his laundry like a good girl.
Lythiaren 8
No... all she has to do is dress like Aphrodite does in the game.
someone2me2 1
Lol Snap the disk in half
imbatman_fml 0
That's crazy....Everyone knows you don't Loan it out till you get all the trophies!
iowa3jumpman23 0
fake fake fake. no way this happened.
topherweaver 0
ydi for not being as interesting as a game hahaha. make him a Sandwich
ab2 0
you...are a nerd.
Saiiyko 0
I would have done that to my boyfriend if my friend was letting me borrow god of war 3. YDI OP. it's GOD of WAR 3. oh and I'm a girl.
Byrdd 0
u can come to my house. i hate ps3! :)
gekkman34 0
God of War 3 is EPIC, totally worth it.
tereshay 0
what's with all this damn sandwich makin shiet?
hiphopapotamuz 0
you hate ps3 cause you don't have it, 75 I have both the ps3 and xbox and ps3 is better. no contest.
apfunction 0
I would go borrow GoW3 over sex too.
nbsmatambo 2
God of War 3 > Sex
HaveAWaffle 0
XBOX360 > PS3. GOW3 > SEX
ReyEr9412 0
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Hbkbryan 0
make him a sammich
crazycornn 0
who plays a video game instead of having sex. y'all are douchebags :P
black_knight402 0
120 guys that have no problem getting pussy
zerotm 0
124 or faggots
mnex227 0
she probably isnt very good
innocuus 0
my first thought was wow that guy's a fag. like it'd really take that long to nail her. just go get the game afterwards. if a guy did that to me he'd be lucky to get the chance again for at least a month.
urface132 0
No way god of war 3 is awsome. I would of done the same;)
MyStarrz 0
lol @ 32 ...i dont think his (in)significant other is gunna be getting any Disk 2day
Theblue_fml 0
Thinking like the sex addict I am... SEX>GoW3 Thinking like a sh*thead... GoW3>SEX
crazycornn 0
124 guys that have no problem getting pussy aren't the guys who put off sex for video games.
jonnyplayzaguita 0
sounds sortof like the cpmmercial for the game
yogibear777 0
what a nerd it's all about mw2
nimasag1 0
nerd
ILoveMyXbox 0
**** u 32 it's one of the best games ever
ILoveMyXbox 0
127 or guys that have no problem getting pussy
apoll 0
gow sucks
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
This sounds like the ******* commercial. >.> It's just a little suspicious.
Superflyshyguy 0
Hey, just a suggestion, *ahem* maybe this wouldn't have happened if you would've just kept your opinions to yourself like a useful woman, because in the end, it's just noise.
cjHidalgo 0
i kno its ****** stupid
mikekill 0
true that
Shaun232 4
holy crap god of war 3
SKI_MASK 0
60- how right you are i got the platinum and still wont lend it
Phil135 4
Haha **** MY life for not playing God of War 3 yet!
hannahuk1986 0
Time to trash his room. Better yet, steal his computer so he can't even play the game.
Lythiaren 8
God of War 3 is a PS3 game.
PedoBearSaysYES 0
it comes out on xbox now too lmfao so shed have to **** all his systems up. but ydi for thinking u could top GoW3. even if she did trash everything he'd move to his friends till he finished the game.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
only on ps3 dumbass
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
Sony is full owner of GOW
ifiFaLL 1
lol i just read this yeah its old but i had to say ur a dumb bitch. it is on ps3 lolololol noob
CG723 0
The games only for the playstation systems
ttyler333 7
Don't worry girl. Your lips still can be around my dick. Alls good when you're just a cum guzzler no brains.
blondcutey88 6
Oh hail nah!!!! it'd be ova soooooo fast gurrrrl!!!!! Fo rails!!!!!
maskedman 9
you made me spit with laughter all over my phone. why would you communicate like this?
groundzeromma 8
agreed 18 sounds like a retard gangsta
locomotion 0
trollin
sublimaze 6
it's her iPhone keyboard. she has the "iGhetto" package for jailbroken phones that autocorrects text into pseudo-urban style with an attitude, so you sound like a cracked-out rapper's girlfriend from the 'hood. it's popular with rebellious white teenage girls
mbjp93 0
lols
playalovegame 0
#69 WIN lol that made me laugh so much!
protwtf 0
Ya #69 you win big time. The "Ighetto" package, lols.
STYLE_E 0
Double win for being #69 and for "Ighetto"
monicalynn 0
aaaahahaha exactly what I was thinking
WTFLMFAO 0
agreed i was bored.
mariekentairo 0
What a douche. You should stay with him, then just before spring break, dump him. Unless you've already had spring break? In such case just cut a few wires in his computer so he spends a month trying to figure out what's wrong with it.
mariekentairo 0
Or PS3 from what I gather.
Lythiaren 8
If she did that to his PS3, I imagine she would be the one getting dumped... after he forces her to replace it.
T_X_P 2
Actually, a douchebag would probably screw her and THEN go get the video game. Just sayin'
lightningqi 0
ouch dump him but god of war 3 is pretty ownnage
boopityboppity 11
I didn't even know there were five gaming systems...
GiddyXD 0
noicee.
maskedman 9
I understand that onlinezach is saying that videogames and loved ones are not comparable, but is he saying video games are better?
elvgar 0
haha
maskedman 9
It seems like women have been holding out on sex for so long that men had to find a better alternative like **** or video games. Now the women are pissed.
Byrdd 0
dude thats fukin funny
Phil135 4
You, good sir, are a genius. Good day now.