Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
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at1325 0
I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.
Anteezy 7
Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.
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Comments (227)
WildInTheStreets 5
then shave?
ltsmark 0
Hot.
stevenmx86 8
Why didn't this ever happen to me in school? Mlr-"today this girl that is kind of cute was talking to me. Her friend came up behind her and pantsed her. She had quite the bush but it was kind of nice. Mlr!" Lol
Error_001 5
Have Chuck Norris punch your friend in the face with his beard, then let him roundhouse kick the guy. Problem solved. :D
SisyphereanTask 2
I've never understood the fetish with shaved vulvas. Does that not scream pedophilia to anyone else? Also, OP, with a friend like that you sure as hell don't need any enemies. I'd ditch her, her "friendship" is only going to get worse.
Doortje 30
It sure as hell does to my mom, she calls it a toddlerbox :')
Mokiikom_fml 8
And she is right. Most people react that way too, it's just brainwashed kids too caught up in the recent shaving fad that don't realize that shaving has nothing to do with cleanliness. Recent fashion is shaving, so they shave, then they rant about people who don't because they think they have to force everybody to make the same choices as them, the brainwashed lemmings...
NullPointer 20
Do you know what a fetish is? I hate to be a nazi, but that is not a fetish.
bugmefmlnotnow 7
dude screams pedo if he wants a shaved cooch. keep it how it is, you don't need a guy who faps to kiddy **** while he's at home.
JCHammer 5
More cushion for the pushin... not really nobody wants to go down on a girl an wrestle with zz top
meganikans 14
Haha OMG! I had a goat named ZZ Top and let's just say I pictured that A LOT differently! ??
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Ughhh 115, vulva makes it sound disgusting lmao.
sallen0046 4
Your "friend" has basically sexually assaulted you, and the only thing you're worried about is the fact that some guy thinks you're hairy? You really need to get your priorities straight.
dacman48 0
no, pulling off the panties and seeing a forest is nasty