Today, my dad took away my TV, books, and even my posters off the walls. Apparently he got a call from my headmistress, and I "should know what I did to deserve this." The thing is, I don't, I truly have no idea what I could have done to be punished like this, but I'm too scared to ask him to explain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my dad threatened to kick me out and cut me off if I didn't apologize to his girlfriend, whom I don't get along with. She found the heavily used textbook I bought from a second hand bookstore, which is full of funny doodles and tons of harsh hate messages to a certain "Susan", which coincidentally is her name. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my dad threatened to hit me if I didn't tell him what I had in my homework. He thinks I won't keep secrets from him this way. There's a reason I kept secrets in the first place. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I did a prank to my teacher where I screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR" and pretended to pull a weapon from my pack. I got suspended for two weeks. My dad is so pissed that he's taken time off work and is forcing me to do brutally tough house chores all day, every day, for no pay. This is too much! FML
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Anderling 33
See if you can ask a trusted teacher to go see the headmistress with you. It’s possible they got the wrong student by accident, or someone actively lied to get you into trouble. I don’t know what to do about your dad making you actively scared of someone who should protect you though, and I’m so, so sorry about that.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Check. It's quite possible that someone is playing a prank on you.
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Check. It's quite possible that someone is playing a prank on you.
Ben Deigheau 8
It’s probably Jimmy McGill. I just hope OP can catch him on camera throwing bowling balls at his car so he can nip this in the bud.
Anderling 33
See if you can ask a trusted teacher to go see the headmistress with you. It’s possible they got the wrong student by accident, or someone actively lied to get you into trouble. I don’t know what to do about your dad making you actively scared of someone who should protect you though, and I’m so, so sorry about that.
RichardPencil 32
You have a headmistress? If I were you, I'd forget about TV and books and just lay back and let the headmistress do her thing. If you know what I mean ;)