Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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kopei 0
I played that before. o: Haha, don't worry. They're going to be corner walkers and you're going to have a happy life with ONE man, maybe. c:
lilyy_luver 0
aww i'm sorry. ): that's kinda embarrassing.... but at least that means you're waiting for the right person! & not rushing it.
live_your_life_fml 0
wow that is so embarassing! sorry, but at least you can find someone you really want to kiss :)
tenthmuse 0
I can't imagine they were all telling the truth XD and even if they were, that's ridiculous. I would've been right with you, I'm almost 19 and just got my first one last September.
redbluegreen 41
I agree. I think everyone lies on those things anyway. I may have had my first kiss at eleven, but I don't think it's really all that big a deal. I'm not the same person I was then, and I'm certainly not with the same guy now. It's not about what age you've been kissed, but when you find and kiss the right person, regardless of age. That's all that really matters in the end.
sallay 0
OP, you think thats bad? i had my first kiss in grade 2, who turned out to be gay (but we all new that anyways.) and havent been kissed since....
vitch 0
If this embarrasses you so much you should have lied.
cima3695 0
Awh. Ha don't worry I haven't kissed a guy either and I'm 15. I doubt any guys'll kiss me by the time I'm 17.
reject_rox 0
Oh the youth today Dx Lol, no worries, I'm 17 and waiting for the right guy :)
Common_Sense 0
Haha, those girls are probably just lying to impress their friends.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
yeah. im 17. havent kissed a girl. sucks, but w/e. and im pretty sure that most of them were just bullshitting, i highly doubt that all of them kissed a guy.
bearforce_1 0
it's okay sweetheart, i haven't kissed anyone either... honestly it terrifies me
jenkins56 5
Why does it terrify you? Kissing somebody special to you is an amazing feeling. Especially the first time.
bearforce_1 0
To me, the pressure to 'perform well' completely and totally destroys any anticipation I might have felt. I am probably alone on this.
jenkins56 5
I felt like that before I'd kissed anyone too. Believe me, most people do. My advice would be to, when it happens, just go with it. It WILL just come naturally. Someone who deserves you to kiss them will not put any pressure on you, and will love you however you kiss. And anyway, when you find that someone, practice makes perfect! That's the most fun part.
redbluegreen 41
I wouldn't have thought first kisses were all that involved anyway... You don't really have to 'perform' anything, and it all comes to you in your own way and you do what feels good and right. It's nothing to be scared about, unless you accidently bob when he weaves.
jenkins56 5
'unless you accidently bob when he weaves' Haaaha!! That made me laugh a lot. Never put an 'unless' when attempting to relieve someone's fears.
redbluegreen 41
I was quoting a movie. Hahaha. But you've really got nothing to worry about. Promise. ( :
milgalo 0
"John tucker must die."
Cloudy_fml 0
John Tucker Must Die =)
hellFighter 0
it's more whether you're naturally good or not. that, or do your first kiss while drunk. then you have an excuse if it goes badly