Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
How could you love a mother who doesn't even accept your love ):
KILLERZARIC 10
Oooh, that's cold, I feel sorry for you op.
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KILLERZARIC 10
Oooh, that's cold, I feel sorry for you op.
Just_A_Tree 20
I think Eminem and Lil Wayne summarized this best. OP, you can only lead the horse to water, you can't make it drink. All you can do is express that you love her. You can't make her believe it. And if she doesn't, then that's her loss.
blazerman_fml 17
I bet that slap felt pretty warm..Tough luck OP..maybe just give your mom some space and time to cool off next time..
MeanBeagle 22
why feel bad? op can't help girls want to hit on them
sayyestothedress 24
#30 cool off about what? In the FML I'm never stated that OP and her mom were fighting! Maybe OP just wanted to say "I love you" because maybe she doesn't say it enough, I would do the same thing if I don't say it enough
cherylrenee 14
76, it says his mom was in a bad mood. So 30 probably meant cool off from the bad mood.
FrozenMusic 26
How could you love a mother who doesn't even accept your love ):
yuggi1 11
What if it was a spur of the moment slap? Maybe the mom was overwhlemed with emotions and thoughts at that time.
ksuth 25
14, that's not an excuse for the mother to hit OP... overwhelmed with emotions or not, you can't hit someone just because you're upset.
MeanBeagle 22
tough love
foxwasalamb 24
aka abuse. i can see how you'd get confused though. abuse is in nowadays
Zomg_Okay 27
37 - What the **** are you talking about?
foxwasalamb 24
a mother hitting her child is "tough love" as dude above me said
Lily_Rain77 25
yes if its a punishment. This was clearly not. This was abuse. OP tried to nake her feel better and she struck out, litteraly.
ShadowOpsV4 13
Maybe the author is an ass to his mom a lot and or disrespects her alot and she was sick of his shit and she thought we was messing her so she slapped him
skyjayq 10
sorry that sucks
Nilorak 24
*insert Nicolas Cage face here*
silvercamaro 22
*insert Eli manning face*
cp399 14
What an awful mother...sorry OP. That sounds almost abusive.
cryssycakesx3 23
just almost...?
chidexy 21
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You guys don't seem to understand what abuse is. You're in a bad mood and that's very constant with sarcasm says something serious. For the love of God wouldn't you want to smack the shit outta him
chidexy 21
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gracehi 33
No. My first impulse when someone I love does something that irritates me is not to assault them, but that's just me.
Eivana 37
Your mother is a ******* bitch.
gracehi 33
Some people are just determined to be unhappy.
yuggi1 11
I'm sorry OP. That got to hurt. Give your mom some space and time to think. I warranty you that later on she's going to feel super guilty about it.
thanks_guys 14
Miscommunication, much?
devildog562 33
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I'm thinking you're a smart ass most of the time, therefore mom is expressing payback. Sucks for you.
foxwasalamb 24
"payback" in the form of child abuse? doesnt matter how stressed you are, angry you get, nor the circumstance. control yo damn self. ******* pathetic. lots of women want children, but cannot conceive. she can and treats her child like that. shame
devildog562 33
Who says she's a child ? And to each their own. I don't agree with hitting but chances are if you're a smart as your whole life someone is bound to smack you . Once again not saying she deserves it but it is what it is.... I know I've been smacked and deserved it.
powelale0000 19
#60, would it be ok if she wasn't a child?
devildog562 33
Did you read my post? Not saying it's right. Just making an observation. If you're always a sarcastic asshole , then people tend to believe you're always like this and won't take compassion without feeling like it's sarcasm. Anyhow lost cause here . Down votes show the opinions. Still going to speak my mind.
Norja 33
Completely uncalled for! She owes you a massive apology when she regains her sanity.