Today, I handed in the answer sheet an hour into a 3-hour long exam because I couldn't answer most of the questions. Now, everyone thinks I'm genius because I "finished" quickly and they want me to tutor them. FML
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Classic rookie mistake
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Unfair failing
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Pencils down
Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Nice try
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML
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xBOGGSx 3
Just tell them the truth
marcela_darocha 13
tutor them and watch them fail victory
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xBOGGSx 3
Just tell them the truth
imyy 20
Exactly, it shouldn't be hard to explain why you finished first, and honesty is the best policy here.
gothic_124 4
Ikr its not hard at alll
Llama_Face89 34
That's gonna be embarrassing as hell though..
prinncess00 16
I have had similar things happen but the difference between me and here is that I actually study and also had an anxiety attack during a test. I have had times where I had to go back to the professor during office hours and ask for an oral exam so that I may pass the test. Not to get more study time, but to prove to the teacher that I knew the material. Op should try it for a better grade if the professor would allow it.
1tsmenoah 20
Honesty is always the best. No matter what you do you be honest and it will help you in the future.
Morning_fml 22
That's okay, people make mistakes. OP should tell the truth anyway & just learn from it for next time he has a big exam.
marcela_darocha 13
tutor them and watch them fail victory
hulopro 16
You could make the curve lower
Z3R0G5 23
Taking advantage of the assumptions..perfect.
barakados 11
#2 you said almost the exact same thing in the last fml. TRENDSETTER
mmyoung979 14
"And this right here is the angular velocity of the momentum's acceleration to purportuate the incline's trepidacious curtanominy. All you have to do is carry the one. Understand?"
JustSarah 13
Well, they will find out how genius you are when the results are there.
gunda95 11
YDI, I've had exams like that before; where I didn't understand how to do a lot of problems. However, I always tried my hardest and stayed all 3 hours. Next time don't be a quitter.
katties 27
I've had many exams, some of which were very difficult. In most cases, I stay till the end, and hope I can remember things, but ONLY if I think I'll get a C or better. In some cases, it's better to just not take the exam if you think you can barely manage to pass - then the only consequence it that you lost one of your LIMITED attempts to get a good grade. For example, we can only take the same exam twice - I wouldn't waste one of those to get "barely passed"
Jakob2255 12
#4 how do you see not sitting for 2 hours doing nothing as quitting she new she was gonna fail and just turned in what she knew. sounds like you and op need to study more before a test. it's ok blame Canada lol
Imareth 10
And did you suddenly and miraculously remember how to do the problems by sitting in a silent hall for an extra hour or so? If you simply know you don't know the information, wasting time by staying until the end is pretty pointless.
gunda95 11
Well if OP actually studied then one should know how to at least start the problems. Clearly you haven't written am exam before.
Enslaved 38
Why waste an extra 2 hours on an exam you know you're not going to do well on? OP said she couldn't answer most of the questions. She's going to fail whether she stayed or not. I doubt the answers would have magically come to her. Best she can do is try and be more prepared for her next future exams. Personally, I always did better the second time around once I was able to learn the professor's style of quizzes.
kaablam 17
When in doubt, bullshit your way out! C'mon! Even if you don't know a single thing, trying is better than giving up..
sjbartholome 14
@19, clearly, you haven't studied for an exam before
Kergami 18
Yes but what if you came to the conclusion that you really couldn't answer said problems?
Bibliovore 26
Not all schools (or teachers) have the same exam policy. For many, there's no second chance -- I'm guessing most three-hour exams are one-shots, because for second chances the teacher would have to prepare an equivalent exam and spend at least another three hours administering it. And for many, the final grade is calculated not from letter grades but from the actual scores -- so 50% would be a lot better than 30%, even though both would get an F. So I guess it depends on the system. If there's anything like partial credit, stay and do what you can. If an F is an F, the test isn't scaled so your score relative to other students isn't another factor, and you're absolutely certain you can't come up with any better answers even if you think about it for another two hours, leaving might be a way of cutting your losses. Of course, studying even an extra two hours ahead of time could've reduced losses, too.
tigerisabelle 31
Yeah, but what if there's a test on the quadratic equation and you don't know/remember what it is? Seems pretty damn pointless to stay 2.5 hours if you can't answer ANY of the questions. I mean, quadratic equation isn't a great example because there are other ways of finding out the answer, but what I'm trying to say is that if you're lacking information and there isn't any other way to solve a problem, then why stay? Also, what if the test was history? Remembering names, dates, places, that sort of thing is just rote memorization and if you didn't study really hard and well, then it's probably not coming back to you. Just my opinion. OP I think this is both YDI and FYL because on one hand, not studying enough for a three-hour-exam that was you were obviously told about in advance is stupid, but on the other hand, we all have those tests that we just can't pass.
Anonymous2194 4
You're an idiot for assuming OP didn't try. Not everyone has to work until time is up. Have you even considered that OP already went over the questions at least twice before deciding he didn't understand them?
mpkpm 19
"Fake it until you make it." Make sure you charge them too hah.
BrickTamlandLamp 13
They'll probably figure out eventually that OP isn't as smart as they seem
chutney_02 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserve this completely, cheating never does any good
katties 27
Who said anything about cheating?
SgtAssCheeks 21
Did you even read the FML?
Imareth 10
At no point did the OP mention cheating. Perhaps read before responding, eh?
Jakob2255 12
go figure the brits can't read
Witchylady 18
Well tutor them and during the next exam they will fail. Now that would be hilarious
hulopro 16
Try and tutor them from the book and then you will teach them and yourself
tishtashbat 16
So everyone thinks you're a genius instead of knowing you don't know anything about the class. Could be worse!
Imareth 10
Tell them the truth and start a study group together, rather than a tutoring one!