Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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audioandmurder 0
Don't sweat it. Twelve year-olds think they're the shit nowadays. And I'm sure it won't be long until you have your first kiss.
TheBlueFalconX 0
Awwww. I'll kiss ya. |^_^" Kisses are fun.
Failurewithacapi 0
You know what I just realized? There are 6 year olde cussing, 8 year olde going out, and now even people young as 12 are getting pregnet even more commonly ( there's a girl in my school who got a abortion and I read a time magizine artical about 12-17 year olds getting pregnet) so WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!
dore 0
To everyone saying that you should wait for the right person because the first time is really special: It's not your first time with anyone that counts. When you have a truly special kiss with someone you love you tend to forget the specifics about what happened in past relationships, and the first time with that person is what sticks out in your mind.
thelonelylurker 0
They're probably just lying, the little *****.
driipuddle 0
Hehe. Something LIKE this happened to me too. We were playing that game, which, by the way is called "The Big Wind Blows." Anyway, I was playing with a bunch of younger people. The person in the middle said "The big wind blows for anybody who's had a boyfriend." I was the only one who remained seated.
zach5 0
Ouch that must suck 4 u FYL
chococool223 0
There is nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. Even though I was always one step ahead in life (:p) I don't think there is anything wrong with being a late in life. And don't worry, the 12-year-olde were all probably lying to seem cool or accomplished.
CosmicJordyn22 0
okay having your first at a young age isn't slutty. most people feeling love when they are young. just because they had their first doesn't mean they had sex.
Uvula 0
I had sex before I kissed a girl.