Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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mikew85 0
good thing you didnt ask who had given oral. half of them had stood up.
conformingsucks 0
Actually, I know three 7th Graders who have given their "boyfriends" head. 2 of them did it in a bathroom during a party. What a way to lose your virginity. To the OP: It's okay. Most high school/middle school boys are assholes anyways. My one of my friends (she's 13) is in total and complete "love" with her boyfriend. I don't have the heart to tell her that she's probably going to completely forget him once she gets married. The truth is, kids younger and younger are acting like they are way older. I blame Disney Channel. Because really, millions of five-year-old kids watching shows where teens have "boy troubles" and kiss someone every other episode can't be healthy. When I was 5, I watched PBS Kids. And look how perfect I turned out. :) (Joke, by the way
imreallyfucked 0
They probably just switched seats to go with the rest of their peers. Don't feel bad, I'm nearly 40 years old and can't say I've ever had a significant other. I'm not bad looking, just love shy and very picky. FML
ohhdamn 0
Wow, fyl.
SKYblue_fml 1
hmm nice name. ^_^
kbernatas 0
Don't worry, I'm 19 and have never been kissed.
ams116 0
I think if there was ever a moment to lie it was right here. Anyone that does not believe that at least some of these kids were telling the truth clearly have not gone to middle school in the 21st century.
sharpe15 0
well of course. but surely 18 12-year-olds have not kissed a boy. unless it was a cheek kiss or something. or in a game of truth-or-dare. and who has 18 friends to come to a birthday party? maybe that's just me.
zitromd 0
Unless they all really have kissed or been kissed. Everything has become so sexualized these days, and kids are losing their virginity younger and younger. Essentially- being driven by raging hormones at younger ages. Gross.
legion13 0
There probly just talking about their daddys or grandpas. Or they're lying because they think it's cool.
PandaPornography 0
that's a good thing!! D:< i would have loved for my girlfriend to never have been kissed before /:
imbored932 4
sorry you're girlfriend's a ***** that will kiss anybody???
redbluegreen 41
It's kinda sweet to be the first person to kiss someone you love. I mean, they'll always remember it. Just how I saw that anyway.
thisishilarious 0
im sorry that youre ugly
bearforce_1 0
She doesn't have to be ugly. Some of the hottest girls I know haven't kissed/had a relationship yet because GUYS automatically assume they're seeing someone.
derriduh 0
couldn't you have lied?
LuckyCharms_fml 0
12? That's ridiculous. Don't feel bad, as you can see from the comments here, not everyone is doing it. 12 year olds definitely SHOULDN'T be doing it. Your first kiss will be special :)
dol567 0
I'm almost 17 (in ... 16 days) and I've never been kissed either. It's good to see other people on the board who haven't who are my age. And I don't think I'm "ugly" - I'm just not stereotypically blond, model thin, and tan. I'm 5'5", about 122 lbs, green eyes, brown hair, pretty normal... and most of the people in my friend group (unless they haven't told me something) haven't been kissed either.