Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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lolwatlol 0
how did this made it past moderation?
BurnTheVegan 0
That's not a bad thing at all. Don't worry about it. (:
ITuMT 0
Maybe your a guy?
mannix_fml 0
Your life isn't fcked and you don't deserve to have it be fcked. I understand how embarassing that must have been, I would be embarassed too, but it's really nothing big. Also, I bet your half of those girls were lying anyway.
headfirst4halos9 0
Well, I'm 13, and I'm the only one of my friends thats never been kissed. It could be worse. My on friend has only kissed one guy, and it was in a game of truth or dare on out door ed, and he is litterally the most annoying kid ive ever met.
SexyMcBeast 0
Show up at 5 years from now at their 17th birthday party and tell them all to switch if they've gone to a party and woke up the next morning in an unfamiliar bed with their pants off and something suspiciously sticky on their face.
AAAAHHHH12 2
That's a brilliant idea. The OP should deffinately do that. Because i'm sure most of them will stand up without a doubt.
fonebone10 0
go out and get some
teddyroosevelt 1
Ever kissed your father? :P
somedaysjustsuck 0
maybe they meant like, their dads. i'm 15 and still nope(: and it's okay with me, cuz then obviously the right one is still out there.
BAbyR 0
theyve prob havent been kissed either bcuz if i was 12 i would be embrassed if evry body else stood and i didnt.