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Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother hung a picture of him and his ex-girlfriend up. We've been together for 3 years now. Guess she really does hate me. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
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Top comments
Paws_Cat 29
It would seem that in this case Stacy's mom doesn't have it going on.
may14th 26
That's a bit creepy to be honest.
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Comments (80)
may14th 26
That's a bit creepy to be honest.
pedopears 18
Somehow I can understand, seeing the OP is from India...
thatguy240 27
not if she's hot
TH_Insomniak 15
well, has her mom got it goin' on?
NotGabe 28
Arranged marriages still occur in India. OP may have a high career, and what mother doesn't want security for her daughter? Just a thought.
JHamm2121 15
How is it creepy?? You shouldn't be so judgmental.
orios105 18
well then. lol
saba_ajira 29
This all seems like a setup to a bad ****
sstahpp 33
I'd still watch it.
Mortoli 30
yeah....
Davids9199 14
Become her father and punish her
Paws_Cat 29
It would seem that in this case Stacy's mom doesn't have it going on.
Cllama 10
so here's to you Mrs Robinson
8Dirty1 24
take it as a compliment maybe she wants you to father her daughter's children or one more for her
chinaski7628 32
Unwanted sexual attention is not a compliment. It's creepy and it's uncomfortable. No one should be subjected to it. The girlfriend's mom needs to learn boundaries.
zaidthunder1 27
I don't think its sexual attraction OP's girlfriends mom feels towards OP. It's probably more of affection, some Indian moms can be like that.
JHamm2121 15
Needs to learn boundaries?? Why because she likes OP?? You're a ******* idiot.
chinaski7628 32
67—I, and many other commenters, took OP's meaning as the girlfriend's mom is sexually into him. If that is the case, mom does indeed need to learn boundaries. Propositioning your daughter's boyfriend is inappropriate. However, if it is a case (as some have pointed out), that the girlfriend's mom likes OP as a partner for her daughter, but the daughter's not too sure, then that is different. I am not Indian, but I am somewhat familiar with Indian culture (especially as related to marriage). That doesn't mean I think anyone should be pressured or forced into a relationship/marriage (by their parents, cultural obligations or any other person/reason). If the girlfriend is not interested in marriage or a relationship with OP, then mom needs to learn boundaries and back off. I'm not sure how believing that the people involved in the relationship make their own decisions about said relationship makes me a ******* idiot. The bigger idiocy would be calling someone names simply because they have a different point of view than you—especially when you seem to deeply misunderstand the original point.
djstiv3 15
i would be happy... two for....
bustyou 15
Id be hittin the mom !! Super experienced.
JHamm2121 15
I agree completely. Try to get a little mother daughter action happening. It's not just in fairytales.
Tejanoswhy 19
Beta why are you dating you need to get into iit don't talk about this anymore
sparky6996 2
f*ck her don't think about anymore
gracehi 33
I think you could use a sugar mama, my good man.