Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Arcterion 0
Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
Pacmans_Homicide 0
Tell your mother?
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Comments (207)
KumoFF7 3
YDI for bombing Seoul, Korea.
testing_fml 0
"Mom, your douchey bf's being a creep and staring at and talking about my boobs." I voted YDI just because you didn't say this -- or anything.
mcsnelly 5
We don't know that she didn't or isn't planning on saying anything to her mom. You only have a certain amount of space so it's not like the OP can tell the entire story and what she did after in full detail.
imkees 0
lol, freaky, one day your going to wake up and hes going to be staring out you while your sleeping, creapy.
imkees 0
the person who posted the fml
icertainlysuck 0
YDI for being a woman and showing your boobs. ****!
cherrybambay 0
Retard. There's nothing wrong with being a woman. Women also can't hide their boobs unless they have some kind of special clothing or lot of layers. Or they're naturally flat.
misty_donna 0
no-one wants to be sexually harrassed >:|
BeeSkwaird 0
While the guy obviously shouldn't have actually said something like that out loud—and while age factor is definitely present—#81 does have a point. I sometimes feel sexually harassed when a girl shows more skin than I wanted to see. Wearing revealing clothing is already a come-on. To a guy, it feels like being touched, whether it's welcome or not. So while this dude is definitely a perv, blaming it all on him could be a lot like the kid who says, "Well, Mom, it all started when he hit me back."
Finnboghi 0
#84 is 100% correct. And no, women can hide their boobs. And it takes only one article of clothing. I hate to break it to you, but something as simple as a T-shirt hides your boobs. But, of course, I'm already wrong, simply because I'm a 'typical man', as Moontrance so eloquently puts it. So who really cares if OP was wearing revealing clothing, let's just kill all men and be done with it! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for rational, unbiased thought!
EndZone 0
Only thing about that is that t-shirts may cover the visible skin of a girls boobs, but if they're there, a t-shirt isn't hiding anything. And many girls STILL get comments like that in t-shirts cause a t-shirt can just emphasize the size. From experience.
Quest_ 13
@ 81, 84 and 85: What the ****? Were you there? How do you know what the OP was wearing? She could have been completely covered, for all you know. If it was something she felt comfortable wearing in front of her Mum's boyfriend, my guess is that it was quite modest. Not that that's relevant, anyway. No piece of clothing could warrant such a disgusting comment from a stepfather figure. I find it extremely offensive and ignorant that you believe she was "probably" wearing something revealing, then dismiss his behaviour as being justified and condoned. You're "probably" one of those despicable people who blame rape victims. Go jerk off to Nick Eriksen.
PaigeCPony 0
Buddy, you have issues, and it's not a woman's fault that your mom touched you, or whatever caused you to be a screwed up prude. Wow. Might I recommend a move to Riyadh? You'd feel much more comfortable there.
daydreambeliever 0
Ive been sexually harassed and 98% of people said it was probably my fault for wearing something revealing. It happened when I was wearing something baggy that covered everything. And I don't dress skanky ever, and I don't try and emphasize my body. Maybe the OP told people but they had that reaction, or didn't believe her. This happened at work when I was a minor too, but age has no factor. You should NOT be treated like this for ANY reason.
XOfiestypixie 0
In response to all you above me: The way I look at it is the OP quite possibly could have been wearing her pyjamas still (she was eating breakfast), so they could have been somewhat revealing (it's the summer and it gets hot at night). And to say that just putting one piece of clothing over your boobs hides them: it doesn't. Believe me. I won't give the exact size, but let's just say I have rather large boobs (above a C cup), and I'm thin (which makes them look bigger), so I have to put on MOUNTAINS of clothes to even remotely hide them. Pretty much the only thing that makes me look somewhat flat is my winter jacket. I don't try to make guys look at my boobs (I don't wear super baggy clothes, as I have small hips, and don't want them to look even smaller) and I only show cleavage when I dress up for something formal; and even then it's not THAT much. Guys STILL look at my chest though, and there's nothing I can do to stop them except walk away (I do have guy friends who don't stare at my chest; I'm not a feminist "**** guys, they're all pigs", kind of person, I'm just saying SOME guys).
evanescence_fml 7
amen!!!
Bucinka 5
@#69: Um, it was sarcasm. Or, to quote the immortal Bill Hicks, 'Sarcasm. Come on in!"
Swimmergrl 0
that perv
Sanrio90 8
It's creepy regardless of your age, but if you're underage and stuck at home, tell your mom and if she doesn't believe it then tell another trusted person. You shouldn't have to put up with a creepy pervert anywhere, especially your own home.
HOPHOPHOP_fml 0
YDI for being fat and eating breakfast.
selenagomezlover 8
Yo douchebag! Be realistic.
oasisaddict 0
What a perverted bastard.
beeship321 5
Wow you should tell somebody cause that could lead to.....other things that he may do to you