Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Arcterion 0
Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
Pacmans_Homicide 0
Tell your mother?
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Pacmans_Homicide 0
Tell your mother?
HahaYDI 0
Or you could have sex with your moms boyfriend...win win for everybody
goodtimesx2 0
yeah but the dude sounds creepy and not like some sort of hot shot.
The_9th_Doctor 18
she wouldn't believe her. no mom or dad would believe the one they are dating would do that.
Arcterion 0
Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
tany_fml 0
agreed
Say_hi 0
YDI for having boobs.
chinCHILLaOUT 0
How does she deserve it for having boobs? She's a girl. She can't help it.
ChocolateEclaire 0
@145 The reason it's sexual harrassment is because he is reffering to her boobs, which are associated with sex, and that comment was unwanted. Getting complimented for hair and grades are nice, unsexual things.
ertyert 12
I'm just saying if that's sexual harassment then why are people fighting for boobs being exposed....doesn't make much sense
TotallyAwesome 0
It would suck more if your mom didn't believe you.
nuked 0
You weren't EATING breakfast, you were HAVING breakfast!
AngryWookie 0
Idiot. She was eating her breakfast. Thus, she was eating breakfast. GrammarNaziFail
Zomlette 0
TrollRecognitionFail
DALLR 2
stfu
Shots_HK 0
Better start setting up cams all over the place. He'll make a move eventually, and you definitely want evidence of it. Cos FML more if your mom sides with him instead of you.
emeraldmyst 7
then she can get video or her mom having sed on the couch :P
Ziltiod94 0
this fml helps prove a point i've been thinking. i think people just say you deserved it even if its obvious they didn't. and that guys a perv
dontpanic_fml 32
Yeah, I know right? Who would give this a YDI...
orangef1zz 0
Trolls and people who think it's a fake.
goldfish27 0
My dream is one day seeing an FML that's SO horribly bad and undeserved and unfortunate, that everyone votes FML and there are zero YDI's. Chances of that: slim to none. But it'd be awesome. The whole site could just be done then, and award the entire Internets to the poor bastard that the FML belongs to.
Illumi113 0
I feel that I should point this out. You CAN, in fact, say both, FYL and YDI (though YDI definitely does NOT apply here). Also, tell you're mother about this. She would have to be a real shit to stay with this guy if he's harassing her daughter. This is not right. GET HELP!
inconvienentgurl 0
i say that it is FYL but O.P. wat kinda shirt were u wearing...if it was a slutty top or something revealing then it could in fact be an YDI...
haydenshaw 0
that still wouldn't make it a ydi..
LenaBelle 0
What a creep
ilovefatcats 12
my mom has a BF. he's REALLY creepy..... I also just met him
CFR 0
Oh. My. God. Does your mom know what a pig she's dating? I would kill my boyfriend if he looked at my daughter like that...I swear.
acd23 0
Ew, what a creep. I'd tell you to go to your mom about it, but there's always the chance she won't believe you. And then you'll be stuck in a house with your angry mom and her perverted boyfriend. FYL
Pacmans_Homicide 0
Blah, yeah. You have to take the chance in that she'll believe you. I told my mother when her boy friend "made a move" on me and ended up having to move out of her house.
Einstein714 0
danger, danger mrs Robinson. he sounds like trouble waiting to happen