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Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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IscoreOnU 19
Just say it was sooo good and compliment her cooking. Win at least one of them. Lol
gc327072 31
Hey, at least you aren't one of those food-phobic girls. My bro dated one, she was insane!
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Xeqqer 4
Well.
IscoreOnU 19
Just say it was sooo good and compliment her cooking. Win at least one of them. Lol
rsunshine2020 13
At least the mom will love you, but "yum! This is great!!" works too.. For future reference
TheDrifter 24
OP might have to slow down to say anything. Eating at a moderate pace and making polite conversation is generally considered polite when meeting people over a meal.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I think the dad was being pretty rude... It's pretty understandable that people are nervous the first time they're eating at their bofriend/girlfriend's place. His comment definitely didn't make anything better...
DespairFaction 11
In some Spanish countries leaving a little bit of food on the plate is the polite thing to do.
michellenKG 5
I mean theres a difference between appreciating a meal and scarfing it down like an animal. It sounds like OP went a bit overboard on the enjoyment.
Btelgeus 11
The only Spanish country is Spain, and we do not have that rule, more the exact opposite
stfuNOWplease 6
My grandmother gets offended if she offers you a plate if food and deny it. Grandma likes her grands all fat and stubby!!
DespairFaction 11
99-Cuba, Venezuela, Honduras, Argentina, Mexico, Ecuador, Peru, El Salvador do you want any more examples of Countries that are Spanish speaking?
lindora 35
110- just because the language is Spanish doesn't meant it's a "Spanish" country. The proper terms would be Latino or Hispanic countries. Also, I am el salvadorian and Uruguayan, and I've lived in both countries for several years. The customs I've grown up with is that you always eat everything that's been given to you, or else you're wasting food, which is disrespectful.
BabySparkle1 15
In Mexico, you speak Mexican and Cuba, you speak Cuban. Some words may be the same, but a lot of it is different. I'm Argentinean and Uruguayan and I speak Spanish.
amypr 20
Are you being sarcastic? Mexican and Cuban are not languages. The main language in both countries is Spanish. Now, I know that with the English language, people differentiate between British and American English, and perhaps the same is true for different dialects of Spanish - but that does not mean that people speak Mexican or Cuban, just like I do not speak American.
Zoomali 1
Why comment on the way people eat. I think THAT'S rude. I'm a fast eater too. If I don't eat fast it's like I haven't eaten at all.
DespairFaction 11
111- okay, first my first comment should have said Latino/Hispanic but in my second comment I just said Spanish speaking countries which is correct. The official language for mentioned countries is Spanish.
chatoyant_fml 12
Never heard that about Spanish/Latino countries, but might be true, though I know that if you're invited to dinner by a person With Arabic heritage and eat everything on the plate, she/he will give you more food, because eating up is a sign that you're not full. Made that mistake at my ex's grandparents.
fgwrxfiend 11
Uh 112,I'm Mexican..we speak Spanish
rameses1210 18
Spanish and Spanish-Speaking are not the same thing.
gc327072 31
Hey, at least you aren't one of those food-phobic girls. My bro dated one, she was insane!
onlychildFTW 34
Eating is a good thing in a girl. As long as she doesn't over so it. No one likes dating a stick or a marshmallow. Well some people do. But most don't. Being healthy looking is a good thing.
loserboii 11
"A carrot?! O my gosh, that's too much for me, I'll take half a bottle of water."
NeonPopRocks 14
I once knew a girl who would only eat half a stick of regular gum. (Trident)
HannahLouise96 13
I hate girls who won't eat in public. There was a girl I knew who would always refuse to eat her lunch in the school cafeteria. I'd be like "Bitch please, eat that food before I do it for ya."
Zoh_Aubrey 8
My mom used to pile food on guests' plate shouting happily "Eat, baby, eat! You break bread with love, sweetheart." And refusing is just disrespectful.
OhDearBetrayal 25
I'm one of those girls who doesn't like to eat in front of or around people. It's not something that I'm proud of, but it's a like a disorder that I can't make go away.
bones_17 5
I enjoy when people watch me eat, makes me feel special.
IAmJad 18
3!! You aren't thread-jacking anymore!!! :D
skyttlz 32
I have an anxiety disorder so I sometimes get nauseas eating in a crowd
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I eat like a ****** pig. Everyone I know calls me a fatass even though I'm skinny. I'm not ashamed to say I love my food
onlychildFTW 34
You shouldn't eat like a pig. Manners do exist. I eat a lot but I do it with some class.
MrsAlexander83 10
Lol. She was insane bc she was starving to death!
hipsterhunter 9
107- Back atcha! I simply can't bring myself to eat in front of other people, except my family and a few close friends. Sometimes I have panic attacks.
VorpikeII 17
That sucks OP. Why not try to be normal next time? Being yourself is usually the best way to make a good impression.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You can't tell people to "be normal" and "be themselves" at the same time, not everyone is normal :P and I don't know why anyone would want to be, that's no fun! Oh if you meant "be normal" as in the op's normal self I guess that's alright.. But I'm pretty sure that is how the op normally is anyway :o
johnnyrogers97 9
Someone please tell me What is a "Normal" Person? Huh? Whats human and what isn't? Because I think normal, is just code for boring and doing the same thing as everyone else
VorpikeII 17
In calling others insane, we actually make ourselves the insane. Also, aren't we all truly insane? If being sane is the normal, average mind set, then everyone is different and therefore insane.
thehoffy512 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's unattractive to eat fast
kikimonole 13
I eat fast without thinking about it. I'm always laughed at and called cute or asked if I'm hungry. I think it should be taken as a compliment if someone horks their food down. It means your food is edible!
DracoSpirita 21
It's also unattractive to not eat and thus become so skinny you look like a walking skeleton.
Harpy20 24
I don't think the FML said she ate fast, first of all. The father may have just been using an expression. Second, it probably just meant she dug in for seconds, which in most cultures is a compliment to the host that made the food. Just FYI.
IscoreOnU 19
I'm a guy and I eat fast. Not because I'm fat or something but because well always being in a hurry, or because being in a family of paramedics and them being on call all the time we always just ate fast cause you never know when you could get a call. Or I'm just really hungry...
agonydrum 7
I'm guessing that because everyone was staring at her he was probably eating like a starved wolf, which is unattractive no matter how you spin it, it's also a great way to get fat and not be able to taste your food
iHeartMuzik 0
Dude, ur hot.
loloalltheway 23
Probably just really hungry :P
mizuki123 8
I eat really slow and not much at a time and can't help it. Everyone makes fun of me for it. I don't look like a skeleton either.
CrewBoy 10
So is taking shirtless self pictures....
agonydrum 7
Hey if you got it flaunt it what's the point of having a nice body if you don't let anyone see it?
DrJesse 10
It's also bad for you metabolism to eat fast.
CrewBoy 10
Collarbones that look like that aren't necessarily a sign of a good body. Hahaha.
biggestfan23 11
#98 that's so wrong but also so right
agonydrum 7
Oh lol sorry 98 I thought you meant in general, yeah in this case I would agree it looks kind of creepy
SuperGirlTaDa 15
Why is 8 buried...? Genuinely confused.
Epihk 2
Just No..
razbery_nerd 4
Haha I totally agree! ;D
PinkRainbow 3
When the father said "Slow the hell down" in my mind it appeared as if she was gulping down the food in order to show her appreciation. When I am at home I eat fast (like a glutton, i admit), but not when I'm trying to make a good first impression. Just eat your food regularly and tell her that you like it! Plain, simple, and you don't look crazy!
kimg0885 23
How does eating slot show appreciation? I thought that was what Thank You was for?
kimg0885 23
*i meant eating so much.* sorry guys don't even know how it turn into slot?
Mauskau 36
Auto correct or a typo on "alot"?
RedPillSucks 33
Or Freudian slip from "****"?
kimg0885 23
30 got it right. 39 why would I call op a ****? Sorry no Freudian slip... This time.
boofgall 16
18- your comment goes with your picture.
rotflqtms_ 21
Yeah, my tablet predicts what I'm about to type based on what I typed after the word the last time... It gets SO annoying that I turn it off sometimes.
hipsterhunter 9
Your avatar actually suits the second comment.
beacbum7 7
Eating fast shows appreciation?
poetrywriter12 6
At least you weren't sick....
lacespace 8
It shows gluttony and greedy fatness to consume the food fastest... So yes.
gallopinghorses 3
How does eating fast and a lot show your appreciation? Please... Explain this theory.
kikimonole 13
It means the food is edible if not delicious! Or the person was extremely hungry. Eating fast is dangerous but extremely adorable.
gallopinghorses 3
Yes, eating fast is dangerous but adorable.. Not really
agonydrum 7
Pretty much the opposite of adorable, unless its a baby or something
SirCharles83 13
There is nothing adorable about eating fast.
ollie179 21
"So what are your hobbies"? NOM NOM, I like singing, NOM NOM, and dancing, NOM NOM NOM.
gallopinghorses 3
Lol
Eliseopwns 22
And trains.
doondagr8_1 9
You forgot one hobby..eating.
EverestMelting 23
That was quite the funny comment. NOM
pmadNess 16
I like turtles...
kikimonole 13
I always thought eating fast means that the food is really good. Or at least edible. I always eat too fast and give myself a tummy ache. But if I didn't like the food I can't eat it.
Minna_fml 14
That was an awesome story
Chixken 6
Guess what.......I don't give a ****.
agonydrum 7
We can tell you eat too fast just by your profile picture
jarockstar27 10
You had to share that....why?
Horsempeg 25
You have shared that same theory 3 times already, we get it!