Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my grandmother when a very muscular young man entered the restaurant. As soon as he walked in, my 70-year-old widowed grandmother looked at him and said, out loud, "Ooh, eye candy!" Everyone in the restaurant began staring at us, and the poor guy's face was red as a tomato. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
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Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Don't you love embarrassing family?
dmmd8686 0
If you had acted on it, this could have been an epic icebreaker. Embarassing for a short time, yes, but it gives you a great way to start talking to him. I wish this would happen to me.
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Comments (143)
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Don't you love embarrassing family?
ZleveL 0
no but I love you embarrising pic! It's awesome!
XYZzzzzzzz 0
eyeballs back in ypur head that made me lol
capcom1116 0
I eat your turtle
dmmd8686 0
If you had acted on it, this could have been an epic icebreaker. Embarassing for a short time, yes, but it gives you a great way to start talking to him. I wish this would happen to me.
turtles0706 0
I totally agree.
YouAreRidiculous 0
the best ways to be embarrassed. love it
redbluegreen 41
That's better then if he wasn't hot. Sure everyone might've heard you, but do they really care?
Shotta 3
lmao fyl
EhLasalvadorena 0
wow, nice grandma you got there. not.
mejiiaa 0
el salvador
HondaGirl2010 0
At least he was hot....
AAAcheetahgrl 0
haha. ur grandma is rely funny, but embarrassing. haha. Hey...at least he was hot!
funsize003 0
well, maybe he thinks you're cute too? don't worry about it. shit happens, something good might "come" from this even. if you know what I mean. ;)
fxdxhk90 0
some old people are really conservative about this stuff, everyone in the restaurant knows that so I wouldn't worry about it. besides, she's the one that made an ass of herself.