Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Arcterion 0
Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
Pacmans_Homicide 0
Tell your mother?
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Comments (207)
NCISagentMcGee 0
damn you should tell your mom and maybe the cops
Kiwi_Splash 0
Are you 13, if not, you shouldn't be getting "bigger" as to bring about such notice. Unless your mom's boyfriend has been around for years. Also, you might wanna tell him that's inappropriate.
purple19 0
Haha what a creeper
epicfail13337 4
At least you're getting bigger. But he has no right to be like that. I'd feel horrible for the rest of the day if that happened to me...
crazy_life44 0
What a perv! Seriously, tell your mom. He's definitely not respecting you OR your mother.
xianwei 0
yes. that is too creepy = i hate fmls like this because they reflect how disgusting our society is.
daydreambeliever 0
So true. I worked fast food in high school and I wanted to crawl under a rock and never speak to anyone again. Its terrible :/ People have no morals anymore..
WonderBlunder 0
Atleast your future dad has keen observation. Definately a keeper!
tony8pie 0
Wow. What a creep. Tell your mom her boyfriend is a pig.
liivelaughlovee 0
uuuuuuuuuuuhm, tell your mom...
katewasherexx 0
Uhm, creepy as anything? Tell your mother. So he won't like rape you.