Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Arcterion 0
Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
Pacmans_Homicide 0
Tell your mother?
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Comments (207)
epicwinmaster 0
YDI for letting your mom date a rapist.
bbaileyk 0
i would have been like 'WHAT THE **** MAN!"
plexico 4
If she were a teenager, his mentioning her development is creepy. If she is older, he's just saying that she's getting FAT. Not nice, but sadly, truthful.
Chfanfiction 0
Well, he was staring at her boobs, so... Though you could be right. The girl might just think he was and is flattering herself. But if she's still living with her mom and the guy is coming on to her she's probably a teenager.
Alphonsuuuu 0
She's not flattering herself: he said they got bigger... and he winked. *shudders*
inu_fml 0
you deserve it for being born a girl and having boobs!
Powahouse 0
You definitely ******* deserved it for having nicely sized boobs. ...Just kidding.
asiangirl555 0
i'd be like "control your ******* penis" haha i dunno actually
djh1996 0
YDI for having huge BOOBS
chrisTOEfurr32 0
YDI for not giving it right back to him by saying..."gee, thanks but ma says your dick is getting smaller" then finishing your breakfast like a good girl then calmy leave the table...KA POW
oopsie_daisy8446 0
# 22 ftw! I've always thought of that too! :O
birds_fml 7
I feel for the OP. I'm stuck living with my mother-in-law and her husband, and her husband is always flirting with me, rubbing my back, etc. It's so disgusting, and he just doesn't get it when I pull away, or stay upstairs in our private living room all day. What is with nasty old men thinking it's okay to flirt with much younger women? Especially when I'm married and he's married? Although I think this case is much worse... creepy pedophile! Tell your teacher, the police, etc, so that if something DOES happen you have more evidence that he's been that way for a while.