Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Arcterion 0
Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
Pacmans_Homicide 0
Tell your mother?
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Comments (207)
BeginnersLove 0
C R E E P Y
HahaYDI 0
Here's an option for you: Tell him thanks and start getting it on with your mom and her boyfriend..problem solved!!
CFR 0
I think it's fairly obvious she's not interested in him =P
oh_mi_shizzle 0
CREEPER ALERT!!! what a freak!!! ummm... avoid him at all costs and /do not/ allow yourself to be alone with him /ever/... and as othe people suggest, set up cams in the terrible case ur mom doesn't believe you... FYL... hope nobody gets hury but your mom's loser boyfriend... good luck OP. :)
ilovefatcats 12
16 I LOVE UR PIC!!!! :) pon & zi r the bomb
danielle1336 0
beware of freaky creeper... definately tell your mom what a loser her boyfriend is...
Unregistered 0
how is he a creeper. . he was just complimenting on how her breasts are growing is that a crime? No I think he thought she needed a pick-me-up so he gave her a nice compliment everybody who says hes a creeper obviously have tiny misquito bite breasts.
sosadtoobadd 0
No, you're wrong - that's creepy. Depending on her age. she should tell her mom for sure. Creepy
Lizzy86 0
not even depending on her age. you dont tell a boy that 'he's nice and hung' if you dont want to shag him, you dont tell a girl she has nice **** if you dont want to shag her.
Dragonmouth 4
Wow. You're obviously a creeper too.
Bucinka 5
@#19: I see why you're unregistered here. You should be embarrassed to post a disgusting comment like that with a name, even a nick. I'm going to assume you're a creepy guy perv, so let's turn the tables here. Only not with a woman. Suppose you're a 13-year-old boy, and your mom's boyfriend gets a glimpse of your adolescent dick and wispy pubes in the shower and comments, "Wow, you're getting bigger." And then he winks. How'd that feel, asshole? ....That's how it feels to an already self-conscious adolescent girl. So shove it, douchemaster.
Link5794 18
He was staring at his girlfriend's daughter's chest and winked at her. That's pretty creepy.
Shots_HK 0
The wink.
doggie3 0
Pedophile!!!
Rixxieee 0
why can't girls take a compliment these days?
oogedyboogedy 14
uhm... not a compliment¿
triplethreat13 0
sexual harassment from an adult man. depending on how old you are and where you're from, this could be illegal. oh, even better, tempt him to molest you and he'll be out of your house for 15 to life. :)
emeraldmyst 7
seems like this could end badly
rawrbitch11 0
er RAAAPPPEEE watch it girl