Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Arcterion 0
Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
Pacmans_Homicide 0
Tell your mother?
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Comments (207)
Illumi113 0
You sick ****!
lacedheadbands 0
tell your mom and i hope she believes you. =/ FYL that really sucks
skittlefreak101 1
Please tell your mom this.
shoshizzle 0
Chances are, if he did it then, he will do it again. You must tell someone before things get worse, and before he tries raping you. Don't be like the past victims of rape who thought it was only playful at first.
Rydizzle 0
yea thats nasty. what a ******* pervert. how old are you?
alliemay 0
I work with a rape crisis center, and I'm trained about sexual assault and similar issues. No matter what anyone says, nobody deserves to be harassed, assaulted, or raped for how (s)he looks or dresses or anything else... further, depending on your age and the laws in your area, you may be automatically too young to consent even if you wanted to. What your mom's boyfriend said was disgusting and inappropriate. It's not your fault and I'm sorry he made you feel uncomfortable. You really should tell your mom. Unfortunately, some parents don't believe their kids about things like this, usually because of their own insecurities and wrong beliefs. Other parents are wonderfully supportive. Most abuse escalates gradually and the abuser is someone the victim knows and what he said is a major warning sign. Please remove yourself from this situation before it gets any further, by telling another trusted adult if necessary. If you need help or want to talk to someone, you can call the national Rape, Abuse, and Incest free 24-hour hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE or go to rainn.org. Wishing you all the best.
shellybean87 0
lol! Just like creepy cullen!
awwwdammit 0
@ 79: what do you mean, that "typical guy?" most of us agree with the OP; #50 is just a douche.
Abug144 0
dnt let him rape u.. i no victims
alliemay 0
I don't think you meant it that way, but she couldn't help being raped (if it were to ever get that far). A victim does what (s)he has to do to survive, and it's not like victims just "let" themselves be raped.
silentmusic 0
my best wishes that you dont get raped! tell somebody!!