Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
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Top comments
Thaylok 17
I think I would notice if my junk were hanging out for all to see. He was most def surprised you weren't wearing a bra when he tried to sneak a peek (because all straight guys do).
JackWood 21
Boobs are beautiful. jus
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Comments (6)
roryab 8
so? atleast you know hes interested now
Thaylok 17
I think I would notice if my junk were hanging out for all to see. He was most def surprised you weren't wearing a bra when he tried to sneak a peek (because all straight guys do).
JackWood 21
Boobs are beautiful. jus
Wadlaen 24
At least you got his attention!
jlc82 14
pretty simple to sneak another shirt into your backpack or purse and change after you get away from your mother
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So many things wrong here. First, how can your mother force you to wear anything? Second, why would she force you to wear something that makes you look trampy? Third, weren't you wearing a bra? Fourth, bra or not, how could you not feel or somehow notice your boobs hanging out? And fifth, of course the guy is going to stare at boobs. He's a teenage boy. That's one of their biggest thrills.