Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Top comments
cheezter 15
Best future daughter in law ever
RageWolf16 31
That's incredibly awkward o.o
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RageWolf16 31
That's incredibly awkward o.o
gramirez23 9
And incredibly hot
persianjr 15
Hopefully his dad will have a sense of humor about it!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Imagine if his dad tells her in private "call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you."
BigLatchZatch 14
( o ).( o )
SystemofaBlink41 27
Your username fits your comment perfectly.
flutterby789 8
could have been worse, could have been his mother
colton_colton 50
Hopefully he wasn't just staring at you
AriettaX 15
Haha im sure the dad saw 2 sets of wide eyes
redstone7693 29
Were you wearing a shirt or not? That changes everything
cheezter 15
Best future daughter in law ever
MrDonSalvetti 27
Yeah, if my future son will have a girlfriend like this, I'll know I did everything right! Thumbs up!
goaliestud30 23
Ur funny
LittleBells 17
'Ur not'
Sudokori 13
If this happened to me my dad would have gone on a complete rant about how a proper lady should act and how I would never see her again unless she straightened up.
Sudokori 13
Now that my dad isn't looking over my shoulder, that's incredibly awkward and embarrassing.
raisinbam 13
What're you, 15?
sam193 14
learn to take a joke, jeez
EmpireCityRay 13
Well if he ever pisses you off, rent a biker gal, have her spit on the floor and introduce her as your bride-to-be, lol :D
23lf 16
It's OK in Alabama! But seriously, check your surroundings. Thoroughly.
wintyrbunny 11
Lol, I live in Alabama.. That's not something you're supposed to see outside of privacy here, either :b
sean0930 11
If nobody said anything, they most likely enjoyed the show . lol
thief1434 23
But did he laugh?
natalieeliza 11
At least it wasn't his mom.
nataliewby 25
Were you successful though?