Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Arcterion 0
Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
Pacmans_Homicide 0
Tell your mother?
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Comments (207)
rustyrox 0
Sounds like a D-bag. Don't be afraid to metion that to your mom... that's entirely inappropriate.
Lifelooser_fml 0
dude, dob him in. wont be long before he's in your room in the middle of the night raping you. happens to heaps of step kids!
quizikall 0
so after complementing boobs the next step up is rape
LoveToSmile101 0
Lol..
speedy1147 0
Tell your Father, I'm sure the shit will hit the fan then.
speedy1147 0
Tell your Father then I'm sure the crap will hit the fan
ahmedd_fml 4
YDI for having big ******* LOL XD that was so funny
BellaBabexX 0
hey atleast its your moms boyfriend and not your uncle cause mine hits on me
funnyfiona 0
Ewwww
hbgoddard 0
YDI for being yet another stupid bitch that takes a compliment the wrong way. Get off this site you whiney ******.
sister_maynard 0
I hope you're a troll. Seriously saying that a much older man commenting on a young girl's breasts is a harmless compliment like saying she has good grades or nice hair is a) deluded and b) ******* stupid. There is no way that that's appropriate, you idiot.
SawyerJ2012 0
Yay, yet another stupid prick who really thinks that any comment towards a woman's body is good regardless just how disrespectful it really is. And highly inappropriate in this case. You're just what this world needs, another ******* man who thinks that staring at a woman's body is acceptable. It's one thing whenever a man treats a woman his own age like that, but it's even worse whenever it's a man talking to a much younger woman does it. Not only is it wrong that he's saying that to his GIRLFRIEND'S DAUGHTER, but it's also acknowledging the fact that this is not the first time that he's looked at them. To sit there and say that is also giving the impression that a) He has no deeper feeling for he relationship than merely something to get him off, or just something to do. And to b) Like I said, the fact that he's been looking at her sexually like that for a while, long enough to notice they've grown, gives off a VERY pedophile like vibe. But hey, you obviously know that this was just a non-harmful comment in which an older man is talking to his girlfriend's daughter like a piece of meat is a-ok. So maybe that's just the kind of guy you are? You know the kind that loves going to strip clubs to oogle at woman taking their clothes off so that they can get off and think that there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. And you're either so ignorant you can't tell what that statement would imply or you see nothing wrong with the way that that man is acting towards her...so maybe you enjoy treating woman, including YOUNG woman, as meat and agree with pedophiles?
cruncheweezy 0
While I loooove the rant, you make a great point, you just fed the troll. (I do it, too, unwittingly.)
Egghaus 0
Your boyfriend sounds awesome.